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Barba-Douche 

An unpalatable miscreant. A cancerous plague typically reeking of feline excrement seen lurking around the bowels of the China-Town. This abominable beast is generally found covered in lacerations from frequent encounters with putrid tomcats. This untamed masochist inflicts near mortal injuries to oneself by means of fractured bones, impalements, and flesh eating bacteria. These ailments prohibit meticulous analysis of complaints taken by near comatose subordinates exiled to the fifth stationhouse.
Hey look the Barba-Douche is away from the desk hunting a pot smoker.
Barba-Douche by Denied28 December 7, 2018

bagadouche 

A sly or covert way of calling someone a douche bag.

<said in a hastened manner>
Boss: Hey Johnny I'm gonna need those TPS reports tomorrow
Johnny: No problem bagadouche
Boss: huh?
Johnny: nuttin
bagadouche by JasSli November 13, 2002

barbatouchery 

When something is clearly ridiculous in nature. Obviously not real and or flawed
The 2012 end of the world scare is barbatouchery.

bagadouche 

a person that resembles human waste in form of action, word and sound. also known as a douchebag
him: that guy just pushed that kid over!


you: What a bagadouche!!
bagadouche by Danielle and Nathan September 25, 2008

Tony Bagadouche 

A person of male gender, specifically. Named Anthony or Tony that is a real annoyance and; or douche bag.
Wow! That Anthony or Tony guy is a real Tony Bagadouche.
Tony Bagadouche by nightsniper609 January 18, 2023

Bragadouche 

A Douche who brags about his short-term goals.
Guy 1: aww man look at my pecs!

Guy 2: yeah they're chunky because its your first day of working out with us. you bragadouche.
Bragadouche by A Jamoke. August 21, 2011
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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