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barbadouche 

A douche of biblical proportions. Can also mean king of douche bags.
Guy 1: Man that guy over there is a barbadouche

Guy 2: yeah I know.
barbadouche by Thejackal266668 March 18, 2011
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Barba-Douche 

An unpalatable miscreant. A cancerous plague typically reeking of feline excrement seen lurking around the bowels of the China-Town. This abominable beast is generally found covered in lacerations from frequent encounters with putrid tomcats. This untamed masochist inflicts near mortal injuries to oneself by means of fractured bones, impalements, and flesh eating bacteria. These ailments prohibit meticulous analysis of complaints taken by near comatose subordinates exiled to the fifth stationhouse.
Hey look the Barba-Douche is away from the desk hunting a pot smoker.
Barba-Douche by Denied28 December 7, 2018

bagadouche 

A sly or covert way of calling someone a douche bag.

<said in a hastened manner>
Boss: Hey Johnny I'm gonna need those TPS reports tomorrow
Johnny: No problem bagadouche
Boss: huh?
Johnny: nuttin
bagadouche by JasSli November 13, 2002

barbatouchery 

When something is clearly ridiculous in nature. Obviously not real and or flawed
The 2012 end of the world scare is barbatouchery.

bagadouche 

a person that resembles human waste in form of action, word and sound. also known as a douchebag
him: that guy just pushed that kid over!


you: What a bagadouche!!
bagadouche by Danielle and Nathan September 25, 2008

Tony Bagadouche 

A person of male gender, specifically. Named Anthony or Tony that is a real annoyance and; or douche bag.
Wow! That Anthony or Tony guy is a real Tony Bagadouche.
Tony Bagadouche by nightsniper609 January 18, 2023

Bragadouche 

A Douche who brags about his short-term goals.
Guy 1: aww man look at my pecs!

Guy 2: yeah they're chunky because its your first day of working out with us. you bragadouche.
Bragadouche by A Jamoke. August 21, 2011
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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