barbadouche

A douche of biblical proportions. Can also mean king of douche bags.

Guy 1: Man that guy over there is a barbadouche

Guy 2: yeah I know.

by Thejackal266668 March 18, 2011

Barba-Douche

An unpalatable miscreant. A cancerous plague typically reeking of feline excrement seen lurking around the bowels of the China-Town. This abominable beast is generally found covered in lacerations from frequent encounters with putrid tomcats. This untamed masochist inflicts near mortal injuries to oneself by means of fractured bones, impalements, and flesh eating bacteria. These ailments prohibit meticulous analysis of complaints taken by near comatose subordinates exiled to the fifth stationhouse.

Hey look the Barba-Douche is away from the desk hunting a pot smoker.

by Denied28 December 7, 2018

bagadouche

A sly or covert way of calling someone a douche bag.

<said in a hastened manner>

Boss: Hey Johnny I'm gonna need those TPS reports tomorrow
Johnny: No problem bagadouche
Boss: huh?
Johnny: nuttin

by JasSli November 13, 2002

barbatouchery

When something is clearly ridiculous in nature. Obviously not real and or flawed

The 2012 end of the world scare is barbatouchery.

by Square box and Lung Cancer October 25, 2009

bagadouche

a person that resembles human waste in form of action, word and sound. also known as a douchebag

him: that guy just pushed that kid over!


you: What a bagadouche!!

by Danielle and Nathan September 25, 2008

Tony Bagadouche

A person of male gender, specifically. Named Anthony or Tony that is a real annoyance and; or douche bag.

Wow! That Anthony or Tony guy is a real Tony Bagadouche.

by nightsniper609 January 18, 2023

Bragadouche

A Douche who brags about his short-term goals.

Guy 1: aww man look at my pecs!

Guy 2: yeah they're chunky because its your first day of working out with us. you bragadouche.

by A Jamoke. August 21, 2011