Baby wipes

Baby wipes are so beautiful if you see some you want to shove it in your bra. The smell makes your cleavage smell like sardines. P.s it turns your cleavage a funny colour (yellow) which is so beautiful. My friends all like to smell my boobs once I have done it. Sometimes I use them to wipe my babies sick off the carpet so it is convenient to have a stash in your bra. My baby is starting a new diet today which is baby wipes blended with his poo also it drinks baby wipe juice mixed with almond milk and a hint of vanilla essence. My baby’s bum hole is not as sore as it used to be because it is touching the baby wipe moisture every second of the day. Ps if the baby projectiles all over you just slap it and there you go you have red bottoms.

Baby wipes are the answers to life

by Unknownrandn December 21, 2019

No Baby Wipes

Meaning as no bullshit

I ain"t dealin with no baby wipes

by TimmyTim14 January 16, 2019

Hillbilly baby wipe

When one is without toilet paper and or baby wipes, they must “hillbilly baby wipe” themselves. Simply spit on your fingers run them through your ass hole and you have completed the hillbilly baby wipe.

“ damnit frank we’re out of tp! Well don’t be a pussy just hillbilly baby wipe ya self!”

by Gbomb69 February 15, 2021

Baby wipe bath

A quick and dirty way to clean yourself outside of a normal bathing situation (e.g. a festival, a service station toilet, in the car on the way to work). Frequently used by festival goers when the provided facilities are less than desirable.

"Oh my GOD I have the worst case of festivalfanny. I need to stop having baby wipe baths and have a real shower!"

by larkusto February 6, 2010

Baby Wipe

The act of placing a crisp dollar bill on the palm of one's hand and wiping a Strippy's puss with it as if you were wiping a baby's ass.

Yo did you see Nick "Baby Wipe" that strippy last night at Gua Gua's?

by Strippies May 20, 2014

Baby Wipe Whore

Those girls who come over for the "rodeo," then clean themselves up with baby wipes and leave immediately after.
Isn't necessarily a bad thing; could also apply to guys.

God, I love baby wipe whores. They just clean up and go home.
I thought she was a relationship girl. I guess she's just a baby wipe whore.

by PG13 August 19, 2013

Baby Wipe

The term “baby wipe” can be used to reference something you might smell after doing cocaine; referenced by ski mask slump god

Bruh this coke got me wondering where there’s a baby wipe at

by Mami. A September 8, 2018