baby dutch 

cigarillo sized dutch master...hit that oohwee...or great for the poor/conservationist smokers

I got a dime of reg man, pick me up 2 baby dutches.

baby dutch by stevendev"LC" September 16, 2006

Baby Dutch Oven 

The baby or toddler version of a Dutch Oven in which said toddler releases a large amount of gas inside of sealed footie pajamas to wait for the unsuspecting victim (i.e. parent or babysitter) This is typically followed up by an evil grin from the child knowing someone has fallen prey.

"Tommy needs changed, can you take care of that?" *unzip* "Oh man! Baby Dutch Oven."

Baby Dutch Oven by Crosshare February 5, 2010

Baby Dutch Pancake 

The result of pooping in a 12" cooking pan and placing it the oven for discovery later by unsuspecting person living at the house. Preferably done at someone else' house. Very popular at parties you weren't invited to.

We crashed Christian and Lauren's party the other night and left them a sweet Baby Dutch Pancake !

Baby Dutch Pancake by razorwoods October 19, 2011

Dutch Baby 

When you and your partner split the bill for the trip to the abortion clinic. (see also: 'going halfsies')

"My gurl told me she was pregnant, so we got an appointment to make a Dutch Baby at the clinic on Tuesday."

Dutch Baby by ChodeLickMcGee May 15, 2018

dutch baby 

When you stick a pop tart in a girl's vagina and fuck her in the ass until it pops out, and then make her eat said poptart.

Random Kid: Eww i hear she had a dutch baby

dutch baby by traitorousroots April 14, 2010

Old Fashioned Dutch Baby 

When one person squats over another person's face and defecates (takes a dump) on their forehead. This often occurs during a sexual encounter, but it does not have to.

I gave Janice an Old Fashioned Dutch Baby last night.

Old Fashioned Dutch Baby by DebRi December 21, 2013

dutch baby 

The continuous licking from the anus to the clitoris (in the female) or glans (in the male.)

Kendra insisted on showering before she'd allow her lover to give her a dutch baby.

dutch baby by cain batka March 18, 2007