When you shit but only half of it comes out so you struggle hard the rest of the day until the other half finally comes out.
Convo in Taco bell bathroom
Kyle- What the fuck is taking so long Dan- Bro i got halfsies so bad right now
Kyle- Damn that sucks your gonna struggle the rest of the day
Dan- I know thats why im trying to get it all out now!
half-brothers or sisters. people who share one parent, but not the other. eg, people with the same mother but different fathers.
you could also spell or pronounce it "halvsies", but you'd look like a retard.
Girl1: "I thought you had a brother. How come I never see him anymore?"
Girl2: "My sister and I live here with our mom, but our halfsies live in Texas with their dad."
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Guy1: "Megan and Ryan are spending a lot of time together. Are they dating?"
Guy2: "No way, man! They're halfsies!"
To split the purchasing of a pizza equally among two parties.
Since its inception, the term "halfsies on a" has extended past usage in pizza realted terms and can be used in ordinary conversation pertaining to more typical purchases.
The term's first documented usage was by two white suburban Detroiters during Colombus Day weekend 2004.
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.