Kentucky Lighthouse

A sexual position of a person when they get down on all fours and tucks their head into their chest while raising their ass into the air, as another person inserts a lit flashlight into their rectum, with their lit side pointing upward.
Kevin turned chad into a Kentucky Lighthouse the other night. It was glorious!
by DebRi December 21, 2013
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Hillbilly Bindi

The act of smearing a dingleberry on a person's forehead, inbetween their eyebrows, after giving them a Louisiana Teabag.
Did you see that Hillbilly Bindi on Ronda? Someone gave her a mean Lousiana Teabag!
by DebRi December 21, 2013
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fagongalate

I slept on my hair wrong last night and now it's all fagongalated!
by Debri October 14, 2013
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Louisiana Teabag

Like a "regular"teabag, but done with a dingleberry instead of testicles.
Lola was surprised when she woke up to her husband giving her a Louisiana Teabag which left her with a Hillbilly Bindi.
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Old Fashioned Dutch Baby

When one person squats over another person's face and defecates (takes a dump) on their forehead. This often occurs during a sexual encounter, but it does not have to.
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Soft serve Flagpole

When a person attempts fellatio (giving head) to a limp penis.
My wife tried to blow me last night but since I wasn't into it, she wound up giving me a Soft Serve Flagpole.
by DebRi December 21, 2013
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Teenybopper Fruitcake

The act of giving a blow job with a mouth full of Skittles.
Fran was in a festive mood, so she gave Bob a Teenybopper Fruitcake.
by DebRi December 21, 2013
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