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baboonitis 

a severe case of monkey butt in which your butthole hurts/itches from not wiping good enough usually made worse by sweat, usually is so bad that it causes the inflicted to uncontrollably itch their butthole similar to baboons
after the mx race i had a bad case of baboonitis.
baboonitis by dirtboy70 February 24, 2010
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Boonierat 

Vietnam War slang for a soldier spending weeks in the field humping the boonies and rotting away in the jungle, a grunt.
'Got a friend named Whiskey Sam
He was my boonierat buddy for a year in Nam
He said is my country just a little off track
Took 'em twenty-five years to welcome me back'

Johnny Cash - Drive On

Baboonery 

1. An act where one portrays baboon like qualities.

2. Dumbness.

3. Idiocy.
1. Noobs need to stop with the baboonery on call of dizzle.

2. That class was filled with baboonery.

3. There was a massive amount of baboonery at work.
Baboonery by Old Grekerson November 21, 2010

Baboonin 

(v) the art of picking up black chicks at the club
"Yo man, down to go swoon some white chicks at the club tonight?"

"Man I ain't trynna go swoonin I'm trynna go baboonin and get me a fine African honey!"
Baboonin by SlowBlows September 7, 2014

bacoonery 

When a black-man says something that worships a white women
“I love white women over this negro” responsewhat is this bacoonery”
When a guy (the pitcher) ass-fucks another guy (the catcher) with such vigor that the ass cheeks of the guy getting cornholed turn bright red. Often, babooning results in the pitcher getting a cherry belly as well.
Romeo used up an entire tube of lube last night while babooning Damian.
babooning by Garranimal July 11, 2009