baboonitis 

a severe case of monkey butt in which your butthole hurts/itches from not wiping good enough usually made worse by sweat, usually is so bad that it causes the inflicted to uncontrollably itch their butthole similar to baboons

after the mx race i had a bad case of baboonitis.

baboonitis by dirtboy70 February 24, 2010

Baconitis 

A disease where someones typing is terrible. It is also transmittable.

Person1: "gosh i hate beign laet
Person1: "Bieng ltae*"
Person1: bgein late*
Person1: Being*
Person1: "wow that was annoying
Person2: Stop typing you're gonna giev me baconitis

Person2: " Give*" and looks like you alreday gave it to me.
Person2: "-_-"
Person1:"LOL"

Baconitis by chocolateboi1234 August 2, 2016

baboonfish 

a person who looks like half a baboon and half a gold fish

WOW! Kristina is such a baboonfish!

baboonfish by sadfnlksdhg'lshg May 18, 2011

Baboonglish

The idiotic, management language of a deluded motivational speaker.

Pete held the seminar. After a couple of hours listening to his Baboonglish, death by rotavator seemed quite an attractive option after all.

Baboonglish by Grooveyard December 12, 2012

banjonitis 

a form of bacterial vaginosis

"Oh man, I got a bad case of banjonitis from having sex in that hot tub!"

banjonitis by philadelphiacollins April 17, 2014