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babooned 

Getting your ass fucked so hard you look like a red assed macaque.
"Bitch, why you walkin funny?"
"Cuz that boy last night babooned my ass!"
babooned by Mavis's Bitch October 20, 2014
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Babooned 

The new word to replace the tiresome "pissed" "hammered" or plain old "drunk"
jesus christ, your as babooned as george best
Babooned by Jonno May 13, 2005
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Babooned 

When a male orgasms into his own hand and then turns around while flailing arms and slinging it in the face of the receiver. He then beats his chest like a gorilla.
-Bro I babooned that bih last night.
-You fuckin’ baboon.
Babooned by gasocatylst September 11, 2020

Baboonery 

1. An act where one portrays baboon like qualities.

2. Dumbness.

3. Idiocy.
1. Noobs need to stop with the baboonery on call of dizzle.

2. That class was filled with baboonery.

3. There was a massive amount of baboonery at work.
Baboonery by Old Grekerson November 21, 2010

Baboonery 

A person who is a not very intelligent and makes dumb decisions
Paula that is such baboonery. You’re acting like a meatball.
Baboonery by Josiah Joyce May 8, 2020

Baboonery 

Stupid, nonsensical behaviour, foolishness etc.
'That is utter baboonery!' yelled the teacher, turn red, 'Why on earth would you do such a thing?'
Means to be utterly baffled about something.
He was Bazooned that he thought of a new word
Bazooned by The F student July 25, 2026
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murderhobo 

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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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