bablow

A way to show how awesome your previous statement was.

John: Came here loser!
You: Come* You are the loser since you can't even spell! Ha! Bablow

by austiepoo August 13, 2018

eve barlow

Amber heard’s turd

Did you hear? Amber left an Eve Barlow on johnnys bed

by Overamber May 30, 2022

boblow

being absolute doggy dog in a video game. popularized in osu!game

Example 1:
Chatter: why are you boblow alternating? its only 285bpm
lifeline: I have hand cancer
Example 2:
lifeline: I keep choking 1.2k pp, im so boblow
Chatter: you aren't boblow..

by Chink Clap Dub December 31, 2022

babow

big ass bottle of wine (abbrev.)

Amy: Let’s open this 5 liter bottle of wine. It’s my birthday! What’s the name of this size bottle?

Barney: I think is a Jerabome or a Balthazar. I cannot recall. Either way, it’s a big ass bottle of wine.

Amy: That’s it then. It’s a babow.

Barney: Happy birthday Amy, we love you!

by the comand'r July 3, 2022

Rocky Balblowa

The term given to when a man is receiving fellatio from a woman while he is eating a philly cheesesteak.

Guy 1: "Yo man you wanna go grade somethin to eat?"
Guy 2: "Nah man I'm good-I just got a rocky balblowa"

by jason stilman June 1, 2011

Matt Barlow

Matt Barlow is the former Iced Earth lead vocalist. He has the best metal voice known to man, and is probably the main reason why the band kicked so much ass. He left after the events on 9/11 to peruse a career as a law enforcement officer. The fans of Iced Earth were extremely saddened by his departure, but support his decision to do whatever he wants with his life. Iced Earth currently has Tim "Ripper" Owens on vocals. Owens is not quite as good as Barlow was, but is still a solid vocalist.

Set "Did you know that the voice of Jesus sounds very similar to that of Matt Barlow's voice. The only difference is that Jesus's voice isn't as cool."

by Set Abominae March 15, 2007

Barlow's Law

A philosophical theory proposed by philosopher Patrick D. Barlow in 2016:
"If you can talk about it, you can joke about it."
For example: women, mongoloids, and everything in-between is okay to joke about unless you choose to ignore them completely... which in that case just makes you a politically correct douche-rocket.

Alex: "You can't say that the UNICEF kids would make great Xylophones after they die of malnutrition."
Ben: "Barlow's Law says otherwise."

by Dr. Quokka December 3, 2019