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Plain ole idiot...thick headed,stubborn,retarded,no brain,air head,fatima,etc..

used by libyans on the regular..
what a baheema...

Oh Ali....he is a friggin baheema...

tell that baheema to come back in her or i will throw this slipper upside his head

Fatima is such a baheema....but she is soo hott..
Baheema by hamids October 8, 2006
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baheem is a joke used by alot of people when they either dont know what to say or wanna interrupt someone. baheem is a translucent, dark figure that dissapears in the dark, supposedly lives in georgia, and attacks you in your sleep. baheem also hides in dark classrooms or school bathrooms. be careful of baheem
ITS BAHEEM
Baheem by White Tripod December 19, 2022
much similar to the word broheem. a brotha that is cool a friend that is very close to you and you want to get stupid with
steven:yo braheem
roman:what up nigga
steven:wanna get hecka hyphee after school since were braheems
roman:hell ya
braheem by roman merrell March 17, 2008
Cute cross-eyed fuck boy with a possible big dick
I can't tell where that nigga braheem looking at with his player ass.
Braheem by Bigyolo November 24, 2018

Braheemian 

A group of brah's that get together and go ouf for beers, watch football, et cetera.
Me and my braheemian's are meeting up at my brah's place to discuss the drama between 2 other braheem's.
Braheemian by braheem August 4, 2009
A genuine person who is often misunderstood. A strong soul who loves deeply in his own way he may not show it all the time but he appreciates those close to him. Despite his good looks Braheem has a DARK SIDE and will cut you off if he ever has to question your loyalty.
I love Braheem but I’m scared to talk to him
Braheem by Gilrine November 23, 2021
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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