bär

Someone growing bald at young age, ultimately winding up without hair before he hits 30.

Joost is a real bär, even my grandpa has more hair.

by qosi231 June 11, 2012

bärs

In Scandinavia, this word has several meanings: "bæsj" (baesj) means pooh in Norwegian; and "bärs" means strong beer in Swedish (originated from the Bayern district in Germany). Should not be confused with the Swedish word "bajs", which means pooh like in the Norwegian "bæsj".
In English the similar "bash" can refer to hitting fiercely, trying out something, or throwing a party.

Ska vi klämma en bärs? (Swedish, meaning "Let's squeeze a can of beer")

by Niels Peter June 19, 2008

kånkel-bär

The Swedish translation of the word Dingle Berry (The crusty, hard, smelly cruds of poo that get stuck in the hair growing around the anus)
"kånkel" translates into "clingy" or "sticky" and "bär" into "forest fruit". hence the equivalent of Dingle Berry

Yo holmes, pass me a tootpick I've got a bad case of kånkel-bär goin on between my teeth.

by rustyrimjob February 12, 2008

kånkel-bär

A very strange Swedish word that can't really be translated into any other language, kånkel-bär is what we Swedish people call the little "berries"(bär) of excrament that can sometimes get caught up in your anal-hair.

1. Kånkel-bär är en delikatess i Arboga.
2. Bengan: "Fan va många bär du plockade då!"
Rasmus: "Ja, det kan man ju förvänta sig, jag har inte torkat röven på tre veckor!"
Bengan: "Om du inte håller käften detta ögonblick, ska jag slå dig så hårt i ansiktet att det kommer spruta bajs ur din jävla fitt-näsa."
Rasmus: "Bamse-korv med en jävla massa mos?"

by david_of_sweden November 30, 2007

Bär inte paveljonger med glaskranar

A famous Swedish saying meaning to use the right tools for the right task. -Brevqvist

A: Why is my condom always breaking when I'm putting it on?
B: Bär inte paveljonger med glaskranar, you are supposed to use your hands not your scissors.

by Svearikes Bok Av Uttryck November 01, 2023

Svidde Bärs

Svidde Bärs

Svidde Bärs

by Ella Donning September 05, 2019

Bärs

Bärs is a definition beer in swedish mostly in the norther part of sweden.

ey let's go and get some bärs.
ska vi gå och ta o drick lite bärs medans vi ser på footboll.

by Ekoene February 04, 2018