awesome12

a prank that you pull on a friend where you and 11 other guys go to his house while he is sleeping. The 12 of you start jerkin off on top of the guy and right before you cum, you wake the dude up, and do it all over his face, and he says "....awesome". this was made up by a sick individual who shall remain nameless. but he has serious sexual problems and needs therapy.

the guy who made up the awesome12 is a sick fuck, and has many many problems

awesome12 by que? October 26, 2005

Creatively awesome 

What some people might call weird.

You think I’m weird, but I’m just creatively awesome.

Creatively awesome by zimmygirl777 June 7, 2023

Awesome Vibes 

are the AWESOME signals a person gives out to those around them with their body language and social interactions.

That Lyft driver had AWESOME VIBES!
Great conversation man AWESOME VIBES

Awesome Vibes by ClassicRonnie June 18, 2019

Awesome. Awesome to the max! 

a catchphrase said by "that guy" in Futurama Season 4 Episode 9 (Futurestock) emphasizing his 80's style. Back in the 80's "Awesome" and "to the max!" were hackneyed quips that people would spout to sound cool. Nowadays, people usually say it for camp value... especially since even in the 80's it was slightly tacky...

FRY: (whispers to That Guy) Hey, buddy... I'm from the same time as you. Remember that song, Safety Dance?

THAT GUY: Sure do! We can dance!
(starts humming 'The Safety Dance' and Fry follows)

FRY: Y'know, that dance wasn't as safe as they said it was.

THAT GUY: I tell you; Two go-go 80's Reaganauts like us... we could rule this world!

FRY: No question!

THAT GUY: If only someone would give us a shot.

FRY: They're scared of our raw power. Oh, but if you want a job, I could beg everyone at the company where I work.

THAT GUY: Awesome. Awesome to the max!

Awesome. Awesome to the max! by adrian sky April 27, 2006

Lori Awesome 2.0 

"Lori Awesome" has been updated to reflect the evolving, always improving, always progressing definition of what has come to be known as the highest level of awesomeness one can hope to achieve. Lori Awesome is and will forever continue to be the coolest of the cool, the bestest of the best, the most cutest of cute, and the funniest of funny. What HAS changed, and what will forever be fact, is that Lori Awesome is not just unattainable to most. It is also no longer something all people should strive for. The reason for this is because "Lori Awesome" has evolved to the point that it has become such a highly prestigious honor that it is now totally and completely unattainable to everyone not already considered "Lori Awesome". 

No longer will little girls dream of one day being like Lady Gaga or Taylor Swift. No longer will boys dream of one day dating Taylor Swift or Megan Fox. A person considered Lori Awesome trumps them all!

A person who is Lori Awesome has...
...creative hands for making charms, crocheting & sewing - Check!
...prolific skills at playing the guitar - Check!
...sweet-sounding singing voice like Snow White - Check!
...dazzling eyes that sparkle and shimmer like Ariel - Double Check!!
...a love for animals that is genuine and true - Check!
...a passionate heart that is full of energy and enthusiasm - Triple Check!!!

Lori Awesome - the perfect collection of attributes, harmoniously unified to produce the greatest level of awesomeness possible.

That concert you gave rocked! You're Lori Awesome 2.0!
Have a Lori Awesome 2.0 Day!!!

Lori Awesome 2.0 by Lmguitar October 13, 2011

Cunt Fucking Awesome 

For when standard obscenities cannot do justice to how badass something is. The highest level of awesome that anything can achieve.

When they fire bombed Dresden it got so hot it actually melted the stones in the chapel. . . how cunt fucking awesome is that?

After fucking this one chick she asked, "So what does this make our relationship status?" I pretended to be asleep because I didn't want to answer, and I thought "it's cool, I can get away with this shit because I'm just that cunt fucking awesome"

Cunt Fucking Awesome by Wumbly February 24, 2009

Minecraft awesome parodys 

A kid who sings minecraft parodys ironically and has been in many youtubers videos.

Person 1: who is minecraft awesome parodys?
Person 2: MIIIIINE DIAAAAAAMOOOOOONDS
Person 1: play that noteblock nicely

Minecraft awesome parodys by Gizrik May 19, 2017