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Cracist

Someone who hates smart people, Cracist combining cranium and racist.
Guy 1: And that's how you solve the problem 3x=5+4x by blahblahblah...
Guy 2: Shut up. We get it.
Guy 1: Stop being Cracist.
by Gizrik May 20, 2015
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The emo death fall ritual

The act of standing over a dick, spreading your legs, and commiting suicide, therefore falling onto the dick and having your corpse be penetrated and bringing joy to the other person as they cry when using your corpse to pleasure themselves. After they are finished they throw the body into a nearby dumpster, set it on fire, and roll it down a hill while shoving a raw fish up their ass.

This ritual was apparently invented when Columbus discovered America, and found several drawings for instructions.

The ritual is believed to cure the disease of being necrophilic and emo, but so far it has only been a 3% chance.
Her: "I don't wanna live anymore I miss my daddy but I'm also horny :^("
Him: "Let's perform the emo death fall ritual"
Her: "k but I really miss my daddy"
Him: "I honestly don't care and neither does anybody else"
Her: "I want to do it now"
Him: "Fantastic"
by Gizrik October 3, 2016
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sexually frusterated

Thinking back to your last intercourse and contemplating over what you could've done better
guy 1: How was it last night?
guy 2: Meh... I'm sexually frusterated, I can't get over how long it took her to orgasm
by Gizrik November 9, 2016
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Minecraft awesome parodys

A kid who sings minecraft parodys ironically and has been in many youtubers videos.
Person 1: who is minecraft awesome parodys?
Person 2: MIIIIINE DIAAAAAAMOOOOOONDS
Person 1: play that noteblock nicely
by Gizrik May 19, 2017
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Michael P

One of the best and funniest ironic youtubers out there. Known for his xd's and his really low quality ear-rape microphone, Michael P makes low quality gameplay videos, mostly revolving around roblox. He has many videos of him going to innapropriate places on roblox, and his most known one being him going to a strip club in roblox at very low fps and screaming in high distortion. Michael P is racking up subs with every video he makes, and the little amount of dislikes he receives on his videos shows that this world still has a chance.
BE SURE TO XD LIKE MICHAEL P!!!!!.avi
by Gizrik December 26, 2016
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bulimic watching

Unlike binge watching, bulimic watching is when you watch a few episodes of a show and drop it immediately do to the fact "you've seen enough to know it's gonna be shit". This is repeated for most shows the person watches. They then act like they've seen the whole show when giving feedback on how bad it is.
Tamir dropped Stranger Things after 2 episodes, but acts like he has seen every episode when telling people how shit it is. My nigga is bulimic watching all the time
by Gizrik October 27, 2018
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shob

i saw a group of shob
by Gizrik July 7, 2018
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