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asssbutt 

A popular tumblr user who really loves to masturbate, likes butts and gay porn. The unique asssbutt is female, and responds to 'Ellie, El, and norman' and sustains herself on pork fried rice. Many have wondered if she is in a permanent high. She is like a snake and often goes off on hunts through the internet for unheard of sex acts and interesting toys. Her fitting blog catch phrase is "IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE BOOTY YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE BLOGGER".
"Did you see what asssbutt posted today? She posts so much nsfw, I don't know if I can handle all the booty!"

"Are you kidding? it's so awesome, and she has the best porn folder!"
asssbutt by merrin.m October 23, 2012
Related Words
the only word with three s's in succession; a redundancy used to signify feces.
I just got back from the bathroom and a whole mess of assshit fell out.

asssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss 

When you get bored of being bored, so you type random stuff such as ass with lots of S.
Girl: hi
Guy: woah, look at that asssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
Girl: that’s how you know who has a girlfriend and who hasn’t

asssssssssssss 

my assssss
my assssss stanky WHY IT MATTER TO ME ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Ass with one more S.
You're such an asss.

You spelled ass wrong, fuckwit
asss by Mattypants January 19, 2009

assswing 

A kind of swinging movement.

That bubbly back and forth movement which leads to a rather healthy workout for one's eyes. It has the ability to awaken many from deep slumber. The heart is engulfed with a flood of happiness on seeing the magical act.

Menfolk, when they are present in the company of womenfolk, are said to be conflicted at sightings of assswing. Unable to express happiness and forced to restrain the eyes from roving, they feel a deep sense of guilt, when they let a assswing moment go by. In economic terms, it can be equated with the idea of opportunity cost.
That girl lives next to you?

Wow. You so lucky. I still have dreams about her assswings.
assswing by lolesh June 6, 2017