assscarf 

Someone who's head is so far up their ass they're past asshat status.

Calling him an asshat is an understatement. He's an assscarf.

assscarf by xx-ia-xx September 25, 2010

assscarf 

Like "asshat"

Person X: asshat!
Person Y: assscard!

assscarf by Anonymous August 25, 2003

ass scarf 

A brown nose who has advanced beyond the ass lick and ass kiss stages. One who truly enjoys the work. No humiliation or inconvienience will deter their attempt to impress, compliment, or patronize their perceived superior.

Carol is such an ass scarf she spent her day off running errands for the boss.

ass scarf by toxic megacolon July 29, 2004

ass scarf 

One who is such an asshat they must wear an ass scarf in the winter.

You have your head so far up your ass, you go beyond asshat. You are an ass scarf.

ass scarf by 1010 July 27, 2004