assscarf 

Someone who's head is so far up their ass they're past asshat status.

Calling him an asshat is an understatement. He's an assscarf.

assscarf by xx-ia-xx September 25, 2010

assscarf 

Like "asshat"

Person X: asshat!
Person Y: assscard!

assscarf by Anonymous August 25, 2003

ass scarf 

A brown nose who has advanced beyond the ass lick and ass kiss stages. One who truly enjoys the work. No humiliation or inconvienience will deter their attempt to impress, compliment, or patronize their perceived superior.

Carol is such an ass scarf she spent her day off running errands for the boss.

ass scarf by toxic megacolon July 29, 2004

ass scarf 

One who is such an asshat they must wear an ass scarf in the winter.

You have your head so far up your ass, you go beyond asshat. You are an ass scarf.

ass scarf by 1010 July 27, 2004

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022