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asssbutt 

A popular tumblr user who really loves to masturbate, likes butts and gay porn. The unique asssbutt is female, and responds to 'Ellie, El, and norman' and sustains herself on pork fried rice. Many have wondered if she is in a permanent high. She is like a snake and often goes off on hunts through the internet for unheard of sex acts and interesting toys. Her fitting blog catch phrase is "IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE BOOTY YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE BLOGGER".
"Did you see what asssbutt posted today? She posts so much nsfw, I don't know if I can handle all the booty!"

"Are you kidding? it's so awesome, and she has the best porn folder!"
asssbutt by merrin.m October 23, 2012
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An exclamation used to distract Angels just before you throw a Molotov at them.
"Hey, Assbutt!" *Throws Molotov*
Assbutt by Castiell May 22, 2010
The greatest insult to ever be uttered by an angel of the lord. More specifically, Castiel.
This insult can commonly be found when and angel holding a Molotov cocktail of holy fire
"Hey assbutt!"
*throws molotov cocktail at Michael*
Dean: "Assbutt?"
Bobby: "Can we not talk about this right now? In case you haven't noticed, we are literally in the middle of the APOCALYPSE? Idjits."
Assbutt by sparrow system June 11, 2020
First used by the character Castiel ( Misha Collins) the word originated from the show Supernatural. To be used as an insult and to get some ones attention. Very useful when dealing with superwholocks.
I.e."HEY!ASSBUTT" as you throw a bottle of holy fire at them to send them back to heaven/hell.
Assbutt by Rita Dalli December 19, 2013
Hey ASSBUTT!
Assbutt by HI43TH January 30, 2018

Assbutter 

Assbutter is an english translation of the word rövsmör and is made by depositing your "man milk" into someone's ass and churning it with your rod. It's mostly used to be as disgusting as possible.
It originated from Northern Sweden.
I made some nasty Assbutter last night with Tim
Assbutter by Pyromanen December 31, 2012

assbuttnigger 

Someone perceived to as being an ass, butt, and nigger at the same time.
Due to his black ass, he is an assbuttnigger.
assbuttnigger by A woman's penis January 26, 2020
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