AssScalp Share definition Flag A total idiot usually one whose scalp resembles an ass therefore their opinions are void "Where's the party at bro?" "I'm going to ignore you...you're an AssScalp" "wha?" AssScalp by Goooo? April 24, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the AssScalp mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch