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the biggest simp you will ever meet. she’s very pretty and will not hesitate to compliment u back since she’s such a good person. she’s probably an e girl and secretly a homosexual with dyed hair. good sense a style and a very good friend
girl one: omg! did u hear nathan’s dating ava t?

girl two: yeah he’s so lucky she so cool
ava t by mav da homie April 20, 2020
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Ava Townsend 

A tik tok thot likes by many boys however a boy with a large dick who is her friend named Millen finds her very lesbian at times and sees right through her to her mum, Debbie Townsend, who he gets huge boners for. Ava Townsend has a ex named Lucas Walker and sucks off her other dutch Mexican friend, Maarten. If you ever meet her you should know she has 50 layers of makeup on and one lair of plain Mexican Sperm.
Ava Townsend: Let me suck your fat large dick
Maarten: Sure ting
Millen: Just clean up when you're done guys...
Maarten: After this ima go gay and fuck one of ur friends Millen
Millen: I know where my dads gun is
Maarten: k...i wont do anything I swear
Ava: let me suck ur cock now
Maarten: Lets start bby ;)
Millen: I have free v bucks
*Maarten leaves slapping Ava on the face with his wet cock*
Ava ends up in situations where she is constantly dumped after getting fucked.
Ava Townsend by M3LOMemzos March 23, 2019

Ava the Spaghet 

The best daughter ever. Will bug you for candy but is amazing either way. So talented and very emo. Loves Fnaf and Poppy Playtime, and listens to The Living Tombstone and My Chemical Romance. She is the best friend you could have and will always bring you sweets.
"Ava the Spaghet is so hot and amazing. She deserves lots of candy."
Ava the Spaghet by miseryxx December 29, 2021

Ava Tessitore 

Ava Tessitore is a person born on January 20th, 2010 she lives in long island and goes to west Hampton beach middle school she has diabetes and plays basketball on November 14, 2022, at 2:13 pm she backed at a classmate in Spanish class.
"You know Ava Tessitore," " yeah?" "She barked at me today." "Oh my"

ava thompson 

she is a fake ass friend. she talks shit behind everyone’s back. don’t be fooled. oh and i can’t forget she will always steel your mans doesn’t matter who he is.

ava thompson 

Ava Thompson where do i start she is so so beautiful and so pretty eyes and she sweet and got a butt she is one of those person you do not want to forget and want to be best friends with her and so funny and you never know if your end the friend zone!
guy1 there was this with a huge butt and her eyes were so beautiful

guy2 was her name Ava Thompson

Ava the Wasian/Wasian Day 

Ava(who is an Asian) will always say she is not, but she definitely is. She can also be described as a baby giraffe, Mike Wizoski, bull frog, and the aliens from toy story. She is also shaped like a pentagon. The sad thing about Ava the wasian is that she often gets ghosted.(mostly by green giants) In here name wasian day is November 16!
Girl 1: Did you see that new Asian girl.
Guy 1: Yeah her names Ava and she be a wasisn bro!
Guy 2: Bro Ava the Wasian/Wasian Day
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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