autopillow

when you have an afro and its big enough to be also used as a pillow

Hey P.O. you dont even need a pillow because you have an autopillow.

by GAMEROFTHEYEAR April 1, 2011

drunken autopilot

a cognitive state in which you act without self-awareness or restraint as a result of drinking many alcoholic beverages;

"she went thru Sunday on drunken autopilot"; "Her fell down some stairs last night. Her knows better than to drunken autopilot alone"

by dfro May 5, 2006

Autopiloting

The action of not opening any snapchats from a person whom you have a streak with. People will assume your having a conversation, but in reality nobody is opening them.

Guy 1: "Wow man, you have a streak of 400 with Danny?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, but she doesn't open any of my snaps."
Guy 1: "Sounds like she's autopiloting you bro."

by Kevo285 October 7, 2018

autopilot

when you do something without realizing what you're doing (usually results in making a mistake)

Sorry, autopilot, you know how it is.

by El_Scorcho August 28, 2003

autopilot

also, "that autopilot feeling."

1. Like you're set on autopilot, your body is just going throught the motions, your mind is gone.

2. "You know the feeling."

Coined by abstinence crusader and social provocateur G.C. Buell circa 2002.

"Lately, I've been having that autopilot feeling a lot more than usual."

"I want to autopilot your mom in her bung."

by JASHON March 12, 2004

autopilot off

A rad band. Check them out at Warped this year!
also: APO

I saw Autopilot Off and they were rad

by holly June 27, 2004

autopilot

When standing in front of a urinal (or a regular toilet for the private types), you release your hand(s) from your johnson in the middle of peeing, leaving it free to guide the urine to its final destination without assistance.

Commonly activated whilst texting, or more rarely, when reading.

Once his pee-stream was safely pointed in the right direction, Ignacius disengaged his hand and entered autopilot mode.

by ttelfihs nehpets August 25, 2011