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The lovely ability to pee and use both of your hands simultaneously to do other things (applicable to both male and females.)

E.g. Reading the paper,talking on the phone, playing Temple Run.
Playing a game that requires both of ones hands whilst peeing? I'll just put it on Autopilot
by MonkeyMan91 February 03, 2012
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when you do something without realizing what you're doing (usually results in making a mistake)
Sorry, autopilot, you know how it is.
by El_Scorcho August 28, 2003
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also, "that autopilot feeling."

1. Like you're set on autopilot, your body is just going throught the motions, your mind is gone.

2. "You know the feeling."

Coined by abstinence crusader and social provocateur G.C. Buell circa 2002.
"Lately, I've been having that autopilot feeling a lot more than usual."

"I want to autopilot your mom in her bung."
by JASHON March 12, 2004
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When standing in front of a urinal (or a regular toilet for the private types), you release your hand(s) from your johnson in the middle of peeing, leaving it free to guide the urine to its final destination without assistance.

Commonly activated whilst texting, or more rarely, when reading.
Once his pee-stream was safely pointed in the right direction, Ignacius disengaged his hand and entered autopilot mode.
by ttelfihs nehpets August 23, 2011
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The ability to somehow find you way back to your own bed, no matter what state you are in
Not quite sure how i got home last night... I must have been on autopilot
by Pipboy_3000 April 09, 2008
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when you and some friends are super high and are walking or driving and not thinking about where you are going
"dude where are we at?" "i don't know. i guess we were on auto-pilot"
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Used for the professional drunk. When you drink so much and so often you function even when you are blackout drunk. You are so good at it your friends and even professional bartenders can't tell you should have been cut off 5 drinks ago. You continue to talk and walk but have no idea what you are saying or doing. This also makes for fun Sherlock holmes mornings.
Man I was on autopilot last night, where did I get this fez?
by cafiend March 27, 2008
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