autopia

To arrive at your destination, by car, and find a parking spot right out front.

You got a parking spot right out front of the building; that's autopia.

by craigjl77 August 26, 2012

drunken autopilot

a cognitive state in which you act without self-awareness or restraint as a result of drinking many alcoholic beverages;

"she went thru Sunday on drunken autopilot"; "Her fell down some stairs last night. Her knows better than to drunken autopilot alone"

by dfro May 5, 2006

Autopaizuri

Mammary Intercourse performed on one's self. Naturally you would have to be either a chick with a dick or a guy with tits if there's difference.

You'll probably have guessed that it's a hentai thing.

Either her dick was long or her boobies were huge. All I know is when she could have enjoyed autopaizuri with ease.

by MockTurtle October 10, 2016

Autopiloting

The action of not opening any snapchats from a person whom you have a streak with. People will assume your having a conversation, but in reality nobody is opening them.

Guy 1: "Wow man, you have a streak of 400 with Danny?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, but she doesn't open any of my snaps."
Guy 1: "Sounds like she's autopiloting you bro."

by Kevo285 October 7, 2018

autopicker

Someone who thinks just because he is in a car, no one will notice him picking his nose. Really lame looking.

Look at that loser in the Cadillac, savoring his morsels. Look at all of the autopickers.

by running out of patience March 30, 2009

Autoplay Porn Circus

When you're in a public space, and open Twitter and it's autoplaying all the porn on your feed with the volume way up.

Person 1:"Pardon me sir, but could you please reduce the volume on your pornography?"

Person 2:"Of course, madam. My apologies, it was an unintentional Autoplay Porn Circus."

Person 1:"Why sir, it happens to the best of us. I myself had an Autoplay Porn Circus just last week at my great aunt's funeral."

by Debased March 11, 2020

autopilot

when you do something without realizing what you're doing (usually results in making a mistake)

Sorry, autopilot, you know how it is.

by El_Scorcho August 28, 2003