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drunken autopilot
a cognitive state in which you act without self-awareness or restraint as a result of drinking many alcoholic beverages;
"she went thru Sunday on drunken autopilot"; "Her fell down some stairs last night. Her knows better than to drunken autopilot alone"
drunken autopilot by dfro May 5, 2006
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autopia • autopilot • autopathetic • autoria • Aetopia • atopia • autopaedicatio • autopaedophile • autopaedophilia • Autopaizuri
Autopaizuri
Mammary Intercourse performed on one's self. Naturally you would have to be either a chick with a dick or a guy with tits if there's difference.
You'll probably have guessed that it's a hentai thing.
You'll probably have guessed that it's a hentai thing.
Either her dick was long or her boobies were huge. All I know is when she could have enjoyed autopaizuri with ease.
Autopaizuri by MockTurtle October 10, 2016
Autopiloting
The action of not opening any snapchats from a person whom you have a streak with. People will assume your having a conversation, but in reality nobody is opening them.
Guy 1: "Wow man, you have a streak of 400 with Danny?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, but she doesn't open any of my snaps."
Guy 1: "Sounds like she's autopiloting you bro."
Guy 2: "Yeah, but she doesn't open any of my snaps."
Guy 1: "Sounds like she's autopiloting you bro."
Autopiloting by Kevo285 October 7, 2018
autopicker
Someone who thinks just because he is in a car, no one will notice him picking his nose. Really lame looking.
autopicker by running out of patience March 30, 2009
Autoplay Porn Circus
When you're in a public space, and open Twitter and it's autoplaying all the porn on your feed with the volume way up.
Person 1:"Pardon me sir, but could you please reduce the volume on your pornography?"
Person 2:"Of course, madam. My apologies, it was an unintentional Autoplay Porn Circus."
Person 1:"Why sir, it happens to the best of us. I myself had an Autoplay Porn Circus just last week at my great aunt's funeral."
Person 2:"Of course, madam. My apologies, it was an unintentional Autoplay Porn Circus."
Person 1:"Why sir, it happens to the best of us. I myself had an Autoplay Porn Circus just last week at my great aunt's funeral."
Autoplay Porn Circus by Debased March 11, 2020
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