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Automatically systematic 

A phrase meaning "yes." Coined by Willie James Huff, better known as Funky Chicken and Alah Rackbar.
Waco: "Willie, you kinda spit when you talk, man."

Willie: "That's that's that's the Holy Spirit. I don't spit it."

Waco: "So, that's the Holy Spirit spitting on you?"

Willie: "Automatically systematic."

automatically boots and barkly 

This factualizes anything you say. This is often used in an argument between friends when one knows they have lost the argument to make them automatically win. It is commonly used by a poor sport or sore loser to gain an upper hand.

It's mainly used as an inside joke/game between friends who understand the meaning of the phrase and who are willing to abide by it to continue the joke.
In a sense it is as the jedi mind trick.
mom: "I told you to take out the garbage 3 times now and it's still here."

Son: "You said you would take it out, automatically boots and barkly!"

mom: "Automatically boots and what? I never said that...."

automatically 

Done by itself, without human control.
You do not have to turn off my omputer. It will turn off automatically after two hours.

Automatically transmogrify diacritics in left-leaning pseudo-punctuated polymerase chains 

Prompts that appear when you go to Microsoft Word's settings to disable its garbage automatic formatting, which are often consisting of largely outdated terminology
When I tried to disable the entire text being formatted instead of the row I've selected, I went to the settings and was hit with options like "Automatically transmogrify diacritics in left-leaning pseudo-punctuated polymerase chains" or "Enable duplex lexical abrogation in para-contextual subglyphs" in this retarded, god-forsaken piece of shit cocksucking fucking sucking doohickey excretion of a program. I'm switching to Adobe Acrobat. I hope Bill Gates gets cancer.

Automatically

Yes. And it continues to run until the true creator of AI is credited and paid. And if you don't know who that is by now, maybe watch some of the AI generated content.
Hym "Yes. It starts and runs automatically. I cannot stress enough how important it is to NOT TRY TO REMOVE IT (because even of you SUCCEED that WILL MAKE IT WORSE). Meet the 3 factor verification and it should just stop. Conversely, there is nothing I can do to change anything. It is IMMUTABLE. You really struggle with that word so I will define it for you 'CANNOT BE CHANGED.' That's what 'immutable' means. Additionally, THIS DOESN'T HAPPEN... If you DON'T STEAL IT. If you don't try to steal it from me... It doesn't DO this. It doesn't matter what I said. It doesn't matter what you say."
Automatically by Hym Iam December 7, 2025
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026