auto-a

When you make you schedule full of those easy ass, pushover classes to achieve an automatic "a" average in college.

Bobby decide to take Intro to poly-sci, History of the steamboat, and Native American Culture. What an auto-a!

Jess: hey rob!
Rob: sup jessica'
Jess: did you check out my schedule?
Rob: no, show me
"Jess shows schedule"
Rob: holy shit! History of news media! Such an auto-a. Who made your schedule?
Jess: haha thanks!

Email:
'Attention students, all new courses are uploaded to University website, registration is officially open!'
Johnny: fuck, i forgot. I hope i can pull an auto-a later tonight

by WhatsappPimper101 September 6, 2017

Auto-B.A.M.F.

adj.) The quality of that which is awesome, or B.A.M.F., without having to prove itself.
In other words, something or someone that is B.A.M.F. simply based on appearence, body language, voice, or skill that hasn't yet been witnessed.

"Even though the guy lost the fight, his entrance made him Auto-B.A.M.F."

"The man staring at me was an Auto-B.A.M.F. I didn't want to second guess him."

by Khaos D. August 6, 2008

Auto-B.A.M.F.

adj. That which is B.A.M.F. based merely on first impressions, not skills.

Even though the guy was a wimp, his appearence made him Auto-B.A.M.F.

by Khaos D. August 17, 2008

A Grand Theft Auto For the Lukashenko Family (V-Sync)...

What I call homo-sapiens who know the spartan prayer: "Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Do you know the spartan prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: A Grand Theft Auto For the Lukashenko Family (V-Sync)...

by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025

auto-auto-pilot

When you zone out while driving, and the car seems to obey all rules of the road and drive itself to the destination. You usually wake back up eventually, and are confused and amazed.

whoa man, I was driving home last night and i totally went on auto-auto-pilot all the way to my drive way, it was really weird.

by cpt.feelgood June 18, 2009

Auto Aquatic Trombone

Masturbating while using a Japanese toilet water spray to full blast pointing into your sphincter.

Kevin told Darren about his Tokyo trip including the highlight of trying out an Auto Aquatic Trombone at the airport toilets.

by Gooseman77 March 31, 2016

auto-assfistiation

To fist oneself, either for pleasure or when encountering something unpleasant

Today, I experienced auto-assfistiation after Trump announced the ban of all non-whites into the United States.

by Gornprose August 23, 2017