auto-analingus 

The act of licking ones own asshole.

"The man removed his floating ribs so that he may preform auto-analingus."

auto-analingus by PhatKhat69 December 17, 2018

autoanilingus

When somebody licks (or rims) their own anus.

Facts:
-It DOES NOT taste bad if you do it right! It actually tastes pretty good according to most.
-It feels "amazing". In this case it is a form of masturbation.
-Autorimming IS POSSIBLE via backward or further forward contortion. People who can perform autofellatio can possibly do this!
-Autorimming can cause problems (some due to the extreme contortionism and others due to that the anus wasn't clean). So use caution and any pain is a bad sign!

This would be classified as the higher personal goal for men by most then autofellatio because it apparently feels better.

These words DO NOT REQUIRE a hyphen (like auto-fellatio can be autofellatio).

This also does not make you gay. Not even bisexual. You remain the same sexuality.

1# Can you perform autoanilingus?
2# Do you mean autorimming?
1# Same thing.
2# Yes, It feels amazing.

autoanilingus by TheGuyWhoDefinesStuff October 16, 2011

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008