authoritated

Express power or control over someone, authority

Example 1: His actions authoritated mine.
Example 2: He believed that her previous actions warranted his unacceptable authoritated presence over her.

by hij34t2KN3T2h789eguinjms October 19, 2020

authoritard

A boss who orders their underlings to do meaningless pointless work, that basically puts the team further from their goal than they were before the boss stepped in. They want you to work harder, not smarter...

She wants you to scan printouts of a web page so she can see them on her computer? What an authoritard...

by Obblie Gobblie March 4, 2008

authoritard

A person who is in charge of something that they have no knowledge.

The manager of the technology team sends paper mail because she doesn't know how to send email. She is an authoritard.

by Obblie Gobblie March 3, 2008

authoritative

authority in action, not to mention actually spelled right.

Authoritative is without a doubt too big of a word for you to know how to use.

by Not your Ness March 8, 2007

Authoritative Duke

When the media or other gatekeepers of acceptable discourse want to discredit an idea or an individual, without themselves making any negative or critical comments directly, they find a morally detestable character to endorse the person or idea, thus manufacturing guilt by association with a person they would otherwise never consult, or give credence to their opinion. That poisonous proxy is known as an "Authoritative Duke", after David Duke, a man who would never be part of a mainstream political discussion except to be a tool to ritually contaminate an enemy of the media. David Duke, being quite powerless on his own, is a willing participant in the charade, because it conveys a false sense of authority on him whereas otherwise he is an untouchable.

"The new outrage is ready for us to amplify, but I'm afraid most people won't be outraged. If we reporters speak out against it, then it will show our bias too strongly. We need an Authoritative Duke so people know what side of the issue good people are supposed to be on," opined Reporter One.
"So, call Richard Spencer back on?" queried Reporter Two.
"Yes, exactly, he'll be thrilled," resolved Reporter One.

by 8mmDevil October 13, 2019

Authoritardian

These federalist cucks want to get bent over by daddy FBI and dommed like nobody's business. They are the antithesis to Twitter Blue Hairs, hate minorities, women, and flag-burners.

Low levels frequent internet junctions such as /pol and r/politicalcompassmemes, surviving off Doritos and mountain dew. But some, more powerful types, can blend into society and masquerade among other normal human beings...

Libtard: Man I can't fucking stand Staten Island. It and all the fat pigs who live there should sink into the sea
Tankie: Yeah, that fake borough is full of authoritardians.

by About37Cats February 26, 2022

Authoritized

When you wear shoes with heals that make you extra tall. You aquire the power of authority over your peers, co-workers and even boss (b/c you tower over them).

If you don't get back to doing emails you WILL be authoritized so help me!!

by Raejoy November 9, 2009