Austell

best town in geogia!
small town that is like...totally awesome...
we have a lot of old shops downtown...
we got six flags too!
right outside atlanta...
yeah...thats it...
cept that its fye!

girl-you live in austell?
boy-yea
girl-omg...thats like awesome!
boy-yea.... i know!

by *toxikkcolor* January 13, 2008

St Austell

One of the largest towns in Cornwall, St Austell is a old mining town turned shopping mecca. Due to to recent developments to the town centre St Austell has changed from a boring shithole to an expensive boring shithole. Notable locations include Gover, a chav infested rat-hole at the bottom of town, and the somewhat ridiculous rivalry between the two secondary schools - Poltair and Penrice. Both are equally crap, the only difference is that one has wannabe scum and the other has stupid scum. St Austell has one of the nicest primary schools ever - Pondhu.

Other interesting facts include that anybody who is a nice or decent person in St Austell lives on the outskirts - since the overwhelming chaviness of the rest of the town tends to change decent people into monsters obsessed with tracksuits and shagging everything that moves.

St Austell and the surrounding area is actually incredibly beautiful, but half the inhabitants don't know what they're missing. One country road leading out from St Austell is filled with some incredible wildlife that has taken up living in the abandoned clay mines - it is in Cornwall after all.

Other notable locations include Cornwall College, Bethel, Trewoon, Moorland Road, , The train station with links to Par and Plymouth, Asda, Radio St Austell Bay and the Rugby Club.

St Austell needs to allow Chav-hunting, it would really liven up the place.

by Gracie Dster April 8, 2011

simon amstell

very, very, very funny guy from england, co-hosts the best program ever popworld, he is cooler than you and wears transformer jumpers etc.

oh look popworlds on

by secret person. March 31, 2005

Austenlamaliciousdocious

The act of falling over a baby seal, then being hit in the head by a giraffe.

I was careful not to austenlamaliciousdocious, as the animal protection people were watching.

by tkelly September 10, 2007

Simon Amstell

A British comedian known best as a co-host of Popworld and probably the best host of Never Mind the Buzzcocks. He also does stand-up shows and released a DVD called 'Do Nothing'. He's witty, funny, sharp, Jewish, gay and has adorable hair. When you look at him, you want to kiss him and wrestle him at the same time.

- Never Mind the Buzzcocks is shit without Simon.
- I know, nobody can replace him.

A good joke is a joke that needs a disclaimer, like Simon Amstell's joke about Courtney Love.

by Clockwork June 16, 2012

astelle

It is Luna and Celestia's older sister who turns against star-swirl the bearded because she believes that he is poisoning her and her other sisters minds with the friendship of magic she then tries to kill star swirl and instead turns him in to a tree the tree of harmony and he lives in that tree for a really long time when astelle gets revenge many years later by using Trixie to do her bidding and capturing her two younger sisters and trying to get Luna to join the bad side again with her she doesn't succeed in getting Luna on her side and instead turns the disguised Trixie into the nightmare twighlight sparkle and her new goal is to destroy the tree of harmony otherwise known as star swirl the bearded in mlp fanfiction Princess Trixie Sparkle

Celestia:Astelle please don't do this Astelle:it's too late now my dear sister Celestia

by Evil,villians,mlp October 15, 2017

Astell

Astell is a fictional demon who likes to ruin people's lives. Astell usually takes the form of a shy young girl. She likes to trick people into trust her before she destroys everything that they ever loved.

One of the ways to find out if someone is Astell in disguise is to ask them to eat chocolate and if they say they don’t like it then ask them what their favorite fruit is and if they say bananas then they are most likely Astell in disguise.

It was surprising to find out that my best friend was just Astell trying to ruin everything.

by Astell_Banana September 2, 2018