Astell is a fictional demon who likes to ruin people's lives. Astell usually takes the form of a shy young girl. She likes to trick people into trust her before she destroys everything that they ever loved.
One of the ways to find out if someone is Astell in disguise is to ask them to eat chocolate and if they say they don’t like it then ask them what their favorite fruit is and if they say bananas then they are most likely Astell in disguise.
One of the ways to find out if someone is Astell in disguise is to ask them to eat chocolate and if they say they don’t like it then ask them what their favorite fruit is and if they say bananas then they are most likely Astell in disguise.
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Timmy: yo! can you lend me 1000$, Astell and Kern have just released their amplifier
Khang: Again?, this is the tenth time you ask me for the money.
Khang: Again?, this is the tenth time you ask me for the money.
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Get the simon amstell mug.One of the largest towns in Cornwall, St Austell is a old mining town turned shopping mecca. Due to to recent developments to the town centre St Austell has changed from a boring shithole to an expensive boring shithole. Notable locations include Gover, a chav infested rat-hole at the bottom of town, and the somewhat ridiculous rivalry between the two secondary schools - Poltair and Penrice. Both are equally crap, the only difference is that one has wannabe scum and the other has stupid scum. St Austell has one of the nicest primary schools ever - Pondhu.
Other interesting facts include that anybody who is a nice or decent person in St Austell lives on the outskirts - since the overwhelming chaviness of the rest of the town tends to change decent people into monsters obsessed with tracksuits and shagging everything that moves.
St Austell and the surrounding area is actually incredibly beautiful, but half the inhabitants don't know what they're missing. One country road leading out from St Austell is filled with some incredible wildlife that has taken up living in the abandoned clay mines - it is in Cornwall after all.
Other notable locations include Cornwall College, Bethel, Trewoon, Moorland Road, , The train station with links to Par and Plymouth, Asda, Radio St Austell Bay and the Rugby Club.
Other interesting facts include that anybody who is a nice or decent person in St Austell lives on the outskirts - since the overwhelming chaviness of the rest of the town tends to change decent people into monsters obsessed with tracksuits and shagging everything that moves.
St Austell and the surrounding area is actually incredibly beautiful, but half the inhabitants don't know what they're missing. One country road leading out from St Austell is filled with some incredible wildlife that has taken up living in the abandoned clay mines - it is in Cornwall after all.
Other notable locations include Cornwall College, Bethel, Trewoon, Moorland Road, , The train station with links to Par and Plymouth, Asda, Radio St Austell Bay and the Rugby Club.
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Get the astill mug.The right way to agree to something. Oh you’re tired? Me aswellas! There’s many different versions of this word aswellas.
There’s uzwulluz, asswelleareas, asswalah, and oswaldo. There’s endless possibilities!
There’s uzwulluz, asswelleareas, asswalah, and oswaldo. There’s endless possibilities!
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