Astell 

Astell is a fictional demon who likes to ruin people's lives. Astell usually takes the form of a shy young girl. She likes to trick people into trust her before she destroys everything that they ever loved.

One of the ways to find out if someone is Astell in disguise is to ask them to eat chocolate and if they say they don’t like it then ask them what their favorite fruit is and if they say bananas then they are most likely Astell in disguise.

It was surprising to find out that my best friend was just Astell trying to ruin everything.

Astell by Astell_Banana September 2, 2018

Astell and Kern 

A brand that could litterally make you addicted to their products and you will do anything buy their stuff

Timmy: yo! can you lend me 1000$, Astell and Kern have just released their amplifier
Khang: Again?, this is the tenth time you ask me for the money.

Astell and Kern by notanig_maybe April 16, 2023

simon amstell 

very, very, very funny guy from england, co-hosts the best program ever popworld, he is cooler than you and wears transformer jumpers etc.

oh look popworlds on

simon amstell by secret person. March 31, 2005

St Austell 

One of the largest towns in Cornwall, St Austell is a old mining town turned shopping mecca. Due to to recent developments to the town centre St Austell has changed from a boring shithole to an expensive boring shithole. Notable locations include Gover, a chav infested rat-hole at the bottom of town, and the somewhat ridiculous rivalry between the two secondary schools - Poltair and Penrice. Both are equally crap, the only difference is that one has wannabe scum and the other has stupid scum. St Austell has one of the nicest primary schools ever - Pondhu.

Other interesting facts include that anybody who is a nice or decent person in St Austell lives on the outskirts - since the overwhelming chaviness of the rest of the town tends to change decent people into monsters obsessed with tracksuits and shagging everything that moves.

St Austell and the surrounding area is actually incredibly beautiful, but half the inhabitants don't know what they're missing. One country road leading out from St Austell is filled with some incredible wildlife that has taken up living in the abandoned clay mines - it is in Cornwall after all.

Other notable locations include Cornwall College, Bethel, Trewoon, Moorland Road, , The train station with links to Par and Plymouth, Asda, Radio St Austell Bay and the Rugby Club.

St Austell needs to allow Chav-hunting, it would really liven up the place.

St Austell by Gracie Dster April 8, 2011

astill

Somebody who's clever, strong and handsome.

"Damn he's hot, must be an astill!"

astill by Mr.Xoooooooooo January 2, 2009

Aswellas 

The right way to agree to something. Oh you’re tired? Me aswellas! There’s many different versions of this word aswellas.

There’s uzwulluz, asswelleareas, asswalah, and oswaldo. There’s endless possibilities!

1: I really hate Miguel!
2: Me aswellas!

Aswellas by Cartata February 25, 2019

Like that too and everything aswell 

Used by some to replace "um"s, "uuh"s or "like"s in the middle of scentence.

So please dont do anything like that too and everything aswell

Like that too and everything aswell by A Random Potato Online July 21, 2023