asstell 

When secrets slip out your ass.

omg she just asstelled that im gay

asstell by ayden November 10, 2007

simon amstell 

very, very, very funny guy from england, co-hosts the best program ever popworld, he is cooler than you and wears transformer jumpers etc.

oh look popworlds on

simon amstell by secret person. March 31, 2005

St Austell 

One of the largest towns in Cornwall, St Austell is a old mining town turned shopping mecca. Due to to recent developments to the town centre St Austell has changed from a boring shithole to an expensive boring shithole. Notable locations include Gover, a chav infested rat-hole at the bottom of town, and the somewhat ridiculous rivalry between the two secondary schools - Poltair and Penrice. Both are equally crap, the only difference is that one has wannabe scum and the other has stupid scum. St Austell has one of the nicest primary schools ever - Pondhu.

Other interesting facts include that anybody who is a nice or decent person in St Austell lives on the outskirts - since the overwhelming chaviness of the rest of the town tends to change decent people into monsters obsessed with tracksuits and shagging everything that moves.

St Austell and the surrounding area is actually incredibly beautiful, but half the inhabitants don't know what they're missing. One country road leading out from St Austell is filled with some incredible wildlife that has taken up living in the abandoned clay mines - it is in Cornwall after all.

Other notable locations include Cornwall College, Bethel, Trewoon, Moorland Road, , The train station with links to Par and Plymouth, Asda, Radio St Austell Bay and the Rugby Club.

St Austell needs to allow Chav-hunting, it would really liven up the place.

St Austell by Gracie Dster April 8, 2011

asspellet 

a piece of shit

is that an asspellet on the floor?

asspellet by dj jazzy jeff and the fresh prints November 10, 2003

Asswellass 

Asswellass : a word first coined in 2023 by a semi fantastic freestyler and thought artist " Atrabionica! "

It is a polite slang word and appropriately vulgar term used in public to describe the bountiful beauty of a woman's ( or man's, depending on the subjected) ...amazing buttocks, in a somewhat sloppy conjunction, intended to disguise the embarrassing need to say Gorgeous Ass.

i.e. : "She had beautiful eyes, long slender legs, Asswellass, perfectly straight teeth and dressed to impress."

Asswellass by ATRABIONICA! June 10, 2023

Simon Amstell 

A British comedian known best as a co-host of Popworld and probably the best host of Never Mind the Buzzcocks. He also does stand-up shows and released a DVD called 'Do Nothing'. He's witty, funny, sharp, Jewish, gay and has adorable hair. When you look at him, you want to kiss him and wrestle him at the same time.

- Never Mind the Buzzcocks is shit without Simon.
- I know, nobody can replace him.

A good joke is a joke that needs a disclaimer, like Simon Amstell's joke about Courtney Love.

Simon Amstell by Clockwork June 16, 2012

assbell

Big sexy Latino male. Usually from Nicaragua descent.

Hey Assbell how are you doing today

assbell by El solo lobo September 3, 2018