aultman

They are a very important person. They love people. And love animals especially horses.

They a the best Aultman

aultman by Looloo12 May 16, 2018

Altman Drunk

Getting hammered at your law partners' Christmas party and blowing a .242 BAC.

Dude, did you hear that Bobby got a DUI? He was Altman Drunk!

Altman Drunk by Sally Dally February 16, 2009

Altman 

A type of person who shows extreme dad like qualities and loves to roast people and trigger Low-life Ians.

Dude that Altman straight roasted that Low-Life Ian.

Altman by Another FSM Follower December 1, 2016

Luke Altman 

A sexy beast that stalks hot guys to have sexual intercourse with.

The boy was Luke Altmaning around the hot guys house.

Luke Altman by the anal hole January 5, 2013

Aulamand 

A word commonly used to describe people working for the company "Aula"
an "Aulamand" is usually a man of african origins with a huge penis.

Jed: bro i was raped yesterday!
Sky: was it by an aulamand?

Aulamand by Jechaos June 20, 2023

vincent adultman

A kid, or teenager who tries to act mature and sophisticated to pander to the older population

Can also be applied to a high school freshman who tries to roll with the seniors, while making an idiot out of himself in the process

Have you seen that guy's kid? He's in middle school and talking about marriage and shit. Classic Vincent Adultman right there.

vincent adultman by HallelujahMoney February 22, 2017

altman 

silmultaniously farting, shitting, pissing and smelling like shit

wow that kid is an altman

altman by nosehtam yerffoeg February 18, 2005