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silmultaniously farting, shitting, pissing and smelling like shit
wow that kid is an altman
altman by nosehtam yerffoeg February 18, 2005
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A female that seems to be a modern day Harpy, unless he is the right man, her number one. she tends to get involved with a male for the right reasons, but has no intention of fulfilling her words. thinks very logically, is very smart, and incredible in the sack. she loves to vacuum. :P
wow, should have figured she was an Altman
Altman by Book111 December 9, 2008
To make a decision, and then recant at the worst possible time, thereby leaving your supporters in the lurch.
Stems from Dana Altman, basketball coach, agreeing to become Head Coach at the University of Arkansas. Within 8 hours of his introductory press conference, Altman changed his mind and returned to Creighton University.
Altman by Bill90210 December 27, 2007
The unnecessary addiction, or person who is addicted, to making multiple accounts for different services and products (ex. Roblox, Steam, Battle.net, Minecraft) and completely restarting multiple times.
"Yeah he just created an alt account for a free game, I think he thinks he's Altman"

Altman Drunk

Getting hammered at your law partners' Christmas party and blowing a .242 BAC.
Dude, did you hear that Bobby got a DUI? He was Altman Drunk!
Altman Drunk by Sally Dally February 16, 2009

Luke Altman 

A sexy beast that stalks hot guys to have sexual intercourse with.
The boy was Luke Altmaning around the hot guys house.
Luke Altman by the anal hole January 5, 2013
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"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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