A type of person who shows extreme dad like qualities and loves to roast people and trigger Low-life Ians.
Dude that Altman straight roasted that Low-Life Ian.
by Another FSM Follower December 1, 2016
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A female that seems to be a modern day Harpy, unless he is the right man, her number one. she tends to get involved with a male for the right reasons, but has no intention of fulfilling her words. thinks very logically, is very smart, and incredible in the sack. she loves to vacuum. :P
wow, should have figured she was an Altman
by Book111 November 12, 2008
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To make a decision, and then recant at the worst possible time, thereby leaving your supporters in the lurch.
Stems from Dana Altman, basketball coach, agreeing to become Head Coach at the University of Arkansas. Within 8 hours of his introductory press conference, Altman changed his mind and returned to Creighton University.
by Bill90210 November 28, 2007
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silmultaniously farting, shitting, pissing and smelling like shit
wow that kid is an altman
by nosehtam yerffoeg February 18, 2005
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Getting hammered at your law partners' Christmas party and blowing a .242 BAC.
Dude, did you hear that Bobby got a DUI? He was Altman Drunk!
by Sally Dally February 17, 2009
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A sexy beast that stalks hot guys to have sexual intercourse with.
The boy was Luke Altmaning around the hot guys house.
by the anal hole January 6, 2013
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Altman is used as a name for a tall fat and socially awkward man. Altman’s tend to have a dark and acid humor. Tends to play games and watch anime.
“Altman is obsessed with anime
Doug Altman creeps me out”
by Master_bat0r April 20, 2020
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