A female that seems to be a modern day Harpy, unless he is the right man, her number one. she tends to get involved with a male for the right reasons, but has no intention of fulfilling her words. thinks very logically, is very smart, and incredible in the sack. she loves to vacuum. :P

wow, should have figured she was an Altman

Altman by Book111 December 9, 2008

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Altman

To make a decision, and then recant at the worst possible time, thereby leaving your supporters in the lurch.

Stems from Dana Altman, basketball coach, agreeing to become Head Coach at the University of Arkansas. Within 8 hours of his introductory press conference, Altman changed his mind and returned to Creighton University.

Altman by Bill90210 December 27, 2007

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Altman

The unnecessary addiction, or person who is addicted, to making multiple accounts for different services and products (ex. Roblox, Steam, Battle.net, Minecraft) and completely restarting multiple times.

"Yeah he just created an alt account for a free game, I think he thinks he's Altman"

Altman by alternatethrowawayaccountpup1 June 15, 2023

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Altman Drunk

Getting hammered at your law partners' Christmas party and blowing a .242 BAC.

Dude, did you hear that Bobby got a DUI? He was Altman Drunk!

Altman Drunk by Sally Dally February 16, 2009

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Luke Altman

A sexy beast that stalks hot guys to have sexual intercourse with.

The boy was Luke Altmaning around the hot guys house.

Luke Altman by the anal hole January 5, 2013

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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