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auctioneer status

When a person is so high on crystal meth they can't stop talking and all night
You're so high you're on auctioneer status
by Ewen McCloud February 24, 2025
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Cajun auctioneer

When your going south on a women and have to start spitting out everything you got as fast as you can to keep up with the pace.
Hey Michelle I was talking to Jennifer about me becoming a Cajun auctioneer she said I’d be really good at it what do you think?
by Off camber May 4, 2018
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Virgin Auctioneer

A female who auctiions off her virginity for a large sum of money. The female posts on craigslist, other classified advertising sites, or uses local or national media to set virginity for auction.
There are real life examples of Virgin Auctioneers and one of them is "A 20-year-old woman from Southern Brazil has sparked a wave of criticism by auctioning off her "first sexual experience" to the highest bidder as part of a documentary. The stunt has generated outrage in Brazil, however, bids have already reached $1 million."
by UrbanPhonics October 28, 2012
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Affirmative Actioner

A college student that only got admitted thanks to affirmative action. These students don't care about their grades, sell drugs at parties, and act obnoxiously.
That Affirmative Actioner is so annoying and won't stop playing rap music in the library when we're trying to study.
by Four Loko Frat Guy November 10, 2022
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actioneer

ac·tion·o·neer
akSH(ə)npīəˈnir/
noun
noun: actioneer; plural noun: actioneers

A person that takes action.

One that goes out and makes things happen and does not wait for others to do something for them.

One that lives life by taking action, not living in reaction.
When Joe started his real estate business, he called every for sale sign in town, he was a true actioneer.
by The House Guy May 20, 2018
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Auctioner

A person in the passenger seat of an automobile that forgets they are giving directions to the driver only to yell the direction to turn multiple times at an unintelligible speed at the driver as the car goes past the desired turn.
I was giving Sara a Chicago Meat Hook last ni... Left!!! left!! left!! left!!!!!!! You missed the turn Gilligan!

I'd have made it if you were paying attention instead of waiting till the last second and doing the auctioner.
by Maybeillcatchfire September 28, 2008
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actioner

They prefer actioners to social flicks.
by uttam maharjan October 2, 2011
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