auctioneer status 

When a person is so high on crystal meth they can't stop talking and all night

You're so high you're on auctioneer status

auctioneer status by Ewen McCloud February 24, 2025

Cajun auctioneer 

When your going south on a women and have to start spitting out everything you got as fast as you can to keep up with the pace.

Hey Michelle I was talking to Jennifer about me becoming a Cajun auctioneer she said I’d be really good at it what do you think?

Cajun auctioneer by Off camber May 4, 2018

Virgin Auctioneer 

A female who auctiions off her virginity for a large sum of money. The female posts on craigslist, other classified advertising sites, or uses local or national media to set virginity for auction.

There are real life examples of Virgin Auctioneers and one of them is "A 20-year-old woman from Southern Brazil has sparked a wave of criticism by auctioning off her "first sexual experience" to the highest bidder as part of a documentary. The stunt has generated outrage in Brazil, however, bids have already reached $1 million."

Virgin Auctioneer by UrbanPhonics October 28, 2012

Affirmative Actioner 

A college student that only got admitted thanks to affirmative action. These students don't care about their grades, sell drugs at parties, and act obnoxiously.

That Affirmative Actioner is so annoying and won't stop playing rap music in the library when we're trying to study.

Affirmative Actioner by Four Loko Frat Guy November 10, 2022

actioneer 

ac·tion·o·neer
akSH(ə)npīəˈnir/
noun
noun: actioneer; plural noun: actioneers

A person that takes action.

One that goes out and makes things happen and does not wait for others to do something for them.

One that lives life by taking action, not living in reaction.

When Joe started his real estate business, he called every for sale sign in town, he was a true actioneer.

actioneer by The House Guy May 20, 2018

Auctioner 

A person in the passenger seat of an automobile that forgets they are giving directions to the driver only to yell the direction to turn multiple times at an unintelligible speed at the driver as the car goes past the desired turn.

I was giving Sara a Chicago Meat Hook last ni... Left!!! left!! left!! left!!!!!!! You missed the turn Gilligan!

I'd have made it if you were paying attention instead of waiting till the last second and doing the auctioner.

Auctioner by Maybeillcatchfire September 28, 2008

actioner 

an action film.

They prefer actioners to social flicks.

actioner by uttam maharjan October 2, 2011