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Attainable Girl Syndrome

When a guy assumes that he can 'get' a particular real life girl either to date or have sex with because he feels what he has going for him: looks, personality, status, money, job, degree, etc., are enough to impress the girl into doing so. But the problem is that girls want to 'date up', not 'date same' and definitely not 'date down', so girls that most guys think are realistically attainable to them, are not.
Girl #1: JP wants me, he keeps texting me to hang out.

Girl #2: That would be dating down girl, don't do it.

Girl #3: I think he's suffering from AGS

Girl #1 and #2: AGS?

Girl #3: Attainable Girl Syndrome!

Girl #1: Well as long as that mean he's delusional.

Girl #2: Most guys are!

amenable 

Responsive to advice, authority, or suggestion; willing
He was amenable when I asked if he would sleep with me.
amenable by Figure it out! February 25, 2007

AutoEnabled 

A Black Big Dicked boi that is in 144(basically owns it)
AutoEnabled ddosed me :Cry:
AutoEnabled by AutoEnabled February 13, 2021

Attendless 

Not caring about anything in the world
Person 1: Did you hear about that new game coming out this week?

Person 2 : I don’t really care bro

Person 3 : Damn, ur attendless af
Attendless by SHEIJH_ZERO May 24, 2023

not look attable 

totally nasty and gross and to gaze upon it can cause vomiting and recurring nightmares and possible P.T.S.D.
after severing my finger with a knife , the wound was said to be "not look attable" ... "that fat girls vagina was hairy and not look attable"
not look attable by drfukt June 14, 2011

Attainable Hot 

adj. A female whose attractiveness, under most circumstances, puts here out of your league, but her personality makes her attainable to the average guy.
Attainable hot: Mila Kunis, Kristen Dunst, Eliza Dushku
Attainable Hot by bloj81 March 28, 2009