Attunement 

Being one with yourself

When I started meditating, that brought me closer to achieving attunement.

Attunement by Human whisperer October 20, 2019

tip atonement

The superficial, overgratuitous, and "too little too late" speech that comes at the end of a poorly serviced restaurant meal from a neglegent waitress in the hopes that she might still get a tip.

Waitress: "why THANK you SO MUCH for honoring us with your visit tonight!! Is there ANYTHING else I can get for you? ANYTHING at all? Do you just want a bill? I've got it right here. Thank you SO MUCH!"

Customer: "Um, how about the two cokes we asked for a half an hour ago while you were in the back picking your nose? God you're a stupid bitch. I'm not giving you a tip for that shitty tip atonement."

tip atonement by Scottee Mac January 8, 2006

Atonement Academy

Irrelevant

Person 1: hey what middle school did you go to?
Person 2: Atonement Academy
Person 1: what the fuck is that

Atonement Academy by WBB c April 10, 2019

Sober Atonement 

The next day after a night of binging and after eventually regaining the agonising sensation of sobriety: the first coherent sentence from their mouths, "I'm never drinking again"
... never once has that vow held it's integrity, consequently forming a vicious cycle of binge drinking and denial for the rest of their hypocritical lives.

Bob: Alright Earl? How's the hangover?

Earl: Aw horrible -- I'm never drinking again.

Bob: ... so I'll see you at the pub tonight? Carl's giving us a lock-in.

Earl: YEAH!

Bob: You really need to stop with the Sober Atonement mate, makes you seem like a pathetic wanker... what would Jesus say?

Sober Atonement by ganeshaonyaba September 20, 2009

Atonement 

The acceptance to the FACT that ALL MINDS ARE JOINED, AND ALL MINDS ARE HEALD

I literally know everything, but life is STILL hard, probably because I forgot to accept the atonement.

Atonement by TheRealSpiritMan January 18, 2023

Astunment

When you are so utterly shocked and find yourself so astounded you are over-come with astunment!

I counldn't move, I was in astunment

Astunment by power rangers July 5, 2011