Summarizes stoner moments associated with forgetfulness, paranoia, gross misunderstandings and all the happy things as well.
by iherpiderp December 7, 2011
Get the Stonement mug.A Barnum Statement is a phrase used by conmen (for example a psychic) to try and make people think they have some deep insight into their psychology or life.
They are also commonly used in horoscopes
Barnum Statements are statements which most people will agree with, regarding themselves, while not realizing that almost every other person will also agree with them regarding their own lives
examples are:
"you have a good sense of humor, but not everyone sees it"
"you tend to think about things before taking action"
"You have had some major challenges in your life"
"you recently had a disagreement with someone you care for"
They are also commonly used in horoscopes
Barnum Statements are statements which most people will agree with, regarding themselves, while not realizing that almost every other person will also agree with them regarding their own lives
examples are:
"you have a good sense of humor, but not everyone sees it"
"you tend to think about things before taking action"
"You have had some major challenges in your life"
"you recently had a disagreement with someone you care for"
"The psychic told me that I was quite intelligent, but other people dont always see it"
"Sounds like she was just feeding you a Barnum Statement"
"Sounds like she was just feeding you a Barnum Statement"
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The real new year’s excitement is from this thing being updated and having a new urban dictionary definition so that bored people can be distracted for the amount of time it takes for the definition to load before they realize it’s some stupid unfunny “meta” joke that’s been done 99 times before or another generic “Omg you must be so bored to have searched/copy and pasted this!!!!”
Bored person: *copy pastes* © 1999-2023 Urban Dictionary ® adshelpprivacyterms of servicedmcaaccessibility statementreport a buginformation collection noticedata subject access request
Bored person: omg I distracted myself from boredom and the fact that I am not doing anything productive and the slow crawl of time for a few seconds by searching this.
Bored person: omg I distracted myself from boredom and the fact that I am not doing anything productive and the slow crawl of time for a few seconds by searching this.
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Get the © 1999-2023 Urban Dictionary ® adshelpprivacyterms of servicedmcaaccessibility statementreport a buginformation collection noticedata subject access request mug.When you and all your friends gets stonedand are situated in a tribal formation. You become Stonehenged.
(Adj.)"Me and friends are currently Stonehenged"
(V.)"Dude my friend got a new bong , let's go Stonehenge"
(N.)"Dude we are such a Stonehenge right now"
(V.)"Dude my friend got a new bong , let's go Stonehenge"
(N.)"Dude we are such a Stonehenge right now"
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Get the Stonehenged mug.1.) The activity of setting multiple couches pointing upwards and/or putting even more couches horizontally sat on top of those. Frequently performed done in the communal rooms of college living quarters.
Widely practiced at Wabash College in Crawfordsville, IN, Most likely originating in the Kappa Sigma house.
Stonehenging does not break anything, per se -- though the almost inevidable result is that someone drunker, clumsier, or more angry will pass by a stonehenged room and begin letting entropy run it's course.
2.) The process by which you set someone up for disaster without actually doing anything yourself.
Widely practiced at Wabash College in Crawfordsville, IN, Most likely originating in the Kappa Sigma house.
Stonehenging does not break anything, per se -- though the almost inevidable result is that someone drunker, clumsier, or more angry will pass by a stonehenged room and begin letting entropy run it's course.
2.) The process by which you set someone up for disaster without actually doing anything yourself.
1.)
Ralph and I were stonehenging Tau Iota Tau last night. It was rad. When I see couches, I think of duplos for grown-ups.
-Yeah, and then sandy came in real sloppy and went to town knocking everthing down
2.) Dude, you totally stonehenged me by telling everyone to smash bottles on my driveway. Now I can't move my car, and my feet won't stop bleeding.
Ralph and I were stonehenging Tau Iota Tau last night. It was rad. When I see couches, I think of duplos for grown-ups.
-Yeah, and then sandy came in real sloppy and went to town knocking everthing down
2.) Dude, you totally stonehenged me by telling everyone to smash bottles on my driveway. Now I can't move my car, and my feet won't stop bleeding.
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Get the stonehenging mug.The vague and unobtainable goals of a company or organization used by management to explain what the company or organization and they themselves do.
After months of meetings and repeated drafts they thought their new Mission Statement was perfectly clear, only problem was it really had nothing to do with what they did.
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A future Nobel-prize winning, best selling book. With over 10 authors, including Matsuda, Richard, Lucy, Seymour, Alli, and TRK, this crazy group of debators takes on the task of answering such unanswerable questions as: "Which came first, the chicken or the egg?""Why did that chicken cross the road in the first place?", and "What is the plural of butter?" This crazy group of intelligent beings go head to head in this back and forth book of debates. The debators combine fact, personal opinion, and senseless rambling to prove their cases. This book WILL be published by 2011. And it WILL become a best-seller by 2013. People will love this book, and this is a first hand-sneak preview of what the future holds. This will be talked about on Oprah. They will make a movie out of it. Answers to Unanswerable Questions Through Countless Arguments and Stupid Statements by Stupid People is the product of evolution/creation debates in Lab Biology, other stupid arguments in Geometry, and exreme boredom.
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