aten't 

The way that Granny Weatherwax, in Discworld, spells ain't on her sign to inform people that she 'aten't dead'.

The sign said 'I aten't dead.'

aten't by Jennifer H. May 31, 2005

I ATEN'T DED 

Literally, "I ain't dead." A declaration of one's alive status, often used by bloggers and members of online communities who haven't been - or won't be - heard from for a while.

Originated in the comic fantasy "Discworld" books by Terry Pratchett, in which elderly witch Granny Weatherwax wears a scrawled "I ATEN'T DED" sign while having out-of-body experiences, to prevent passersby from getting the wrong idea and burying her.

I ATEN'T DED guys, I've just been at my auntie's house for a week and her Internet is crap. What'd I miss?

I ATEN'T DED by Rob T Firefly September 3, 2010

pitch a tent 

To have an erection while lying down so that the sheets covering you pop up like a tent with a pole in the middle.

Peter: "Wanna go camping this weekend?"
Quagmire: "The only tent I'm gonna be pitching this weekend is...well you see where I'm going with this one...awwwwwww riiiight!"

pitch a tent by Nick D May 18, 2004

pitching a tent 

Erection

He pitched a tent when the hot girl walked by

pitching a tent by Your Mom's Box July 13, 2003

pitchin a tent 

get a boner, hard on

i saw kelly in gym today and i was pitchin a tent

pitchin a tent by Anonymous November 14, 2002

pitching a tent 

When you get an Erection in a public place it looks kind of like a Tipi.

Sitting at the Pool I began pitching a tent watching all the hot ass.

pitching a tent by tent picther May 7, 2010

pitching a tent 

The art of lifting the material of your pants covering the groin using only body parts below the waist.

Johnny was pitching a tent when he was watching porn.

pitching a tent by Anonymous February 11, 2003