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I was at the park with my friends, specifically montecito 

(idiomatic, Southern US) To engage in/attempt to engage in sexual activity by means of doxxing the already married man who caused your gay awakening.

Term originally created in 1945 by Albert Einstein.
“I told you!” Gabriel said, “I was at the park with my friends, specifically montecito!”
“You whore! You promised me last time you would stop! I’m breaking up with you!”
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pack at the park 

I'm going to mudman for breakfast Sammie and shake then eat it and pack at the park.

Yawning at the park 

Getting a handy dandy at the public park and covering it up with a yawn
Carrick keeps yawning at the park

drop the kids off at the skate park

The unfortunate circumstance where you have to take a dump in a dry toilet bowl. The

empty bowl represents a skate park, and is similar to the way kids skate in an empty swimming pool.
1st Dude: Dude, my water was off this morning. How 'bout yours?

2nd Dude: Yeah, trying to get ready for work was tough. I had to drop the kids off at the skate park, instead of the pool.

Sigma Chi at the University of Maryland, College Park.

Fratty, Giggidy, and Frivolous beyond belief.
Sigma Chi at the University of Maryland, College Park.

Living the dream on a daily basis.

Parked at the Bond’s house 

When you’re parked at the Bond’s house you’re actually speeding down the highway at 80 mph.
Agustin (sends picture of backseat of car)
Jon: Don’t you crash again boy.

Agustin: I was Parked at the Bond’s house.

The Villages at Parkside 

Detroit’s first public housing project (1930s). East Warren & Conner. Home to crews like AOG/264, PJC/752. Old-school blocks, new-school beefs. Rappers, OGs, and street politics all in one spot. AKA “Parkside” or “The Projects.”
“Yo, I grew up in the Villages at Parkside, so I know every block where AOG and PJC hold it down.”—Parkside Projects Native
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

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"Yeah... I know."
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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus

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I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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