alturd

a greasy, sweaty shit, usually clay texture or a soft dough

yesterday i took an alturd that stuck to the toilet while i flushed it

by Mpatrick87 October 27, 2007

Alturdative

A crappy alternative (al-TURD-ative)... a shitty option.

We might as well go to the party and try to get laid; the alturdative is to sit home alone.

by The Legend AKA The Teflon Turd December 28, 2010

Alturdative

"Al-turd-ative"....A variation of the similar word "Alternative".... Meaning the decision of a girl wishing to remain a virgin to take it up the butt instead of having vaginal sex.... the thought process being that anal sex isn't a violation of chastity vows since it doesn't break the hymen.

The girl said she wouldn't have vaginal intercourse cuz she wanted to technically stay a virgin but, she offered me anal sex as an "al-turd-ative" (alturdative).

by The Legend AKA The Teflon Turd December 24, 2010

Altrudoism

A nonsensical phrase in which two comparisons are made with non relevant connections.

Man, this is worse than going bridal shopping with Summer Sanders during a rainstorm.

Dude, lets here an Altrudoism!

That was funnier than watching Steve Harvey do standup for middle school children.

by Bob Sauce July 6, 2010

alterdating

1) back up date for a dance/prom night (alternative date)
2) going on a date with 2 persons alternatively

Guy 1: Is Ashley dating Bob or Sam?
Guy 2: Shes alterdating them

by YATIN ARORA December 4, 2010

asturd

The moodiest person that you will ever meet. She's also superrrr sensitive. Her real name is Astrid Anne bus. She's also not the brightest bulb in the batch

Hey whose that wired chick??

That's Asturd

by Jësüs June 26, 2019

altardation

To assume the limited mental capabilities of one, Alan Edwards.

That guy just ate his own feces and giggled, that's some serious altardation right there.

by surfbytes December 3, 2020