astrogz

Use to describe people who have anger issues that lead to them becoming bbn (butt booty naked.

That dude got so made, he became a astrogz.

by Sweepersw November 20, 2023

astroglide surprise

The act of lubing up ones penis and inserting it in a womans anus when she isn't expecting it.

If you don't start being a little nicer to me, I'm going to give you an astroglide surprise in the middle of the night.

by hititlong January 6, 2006

astroglidoma

The callous you get on your hand from masturbating too much without enough lubricant.

"Dude, I can barely hold a pen this morning. My astroglidoma is killing me."

by Mario140 October 16, 2006

Astroglide

extremely slick water-based personal lubricant that can greatly enhance handjobs and result in prompt ejaculation

Holy shit! Amy gave me an Astroglide handjob and I shot my load in about 30 seconds!

by Marty October 23, 2003

Astrozist

Astrozist is a YouTuber who is extremely homosexual and very depressed. Also known as Astrocuck and Assblaster, this YouTuber is the mind behind hits such as; Anime Review, hahaa funny meme, and he is a fellow gamer. Astrozist hates racism and he loves all ethnicities.

Jim: Hey what are you watching?
Tom: I’m watching Astrozist.
Jim: Wow, you must be gay or depressed if you watch his videos.

by Ur-a-trap5472 June 12, 2018

AstroGlide

A form of lubricant that enables the user to perform hi speed punching the clown and reach their point of ejaculation much quick then a user of the traditional dry jack. Also used where anal sex is required by law.

Astroglide is the top performer when it comes to anal sex. Don't play in the mud without it!

by ChangWang April 30, 2003

astroglide

1) commercial vaginal lubricant that advertises itself as "second only to nature"

After experiencing masturbation enhanced with astroglide Whit felt that all her years of masturbation before had been for nothing!!! Second only to nature?! It beats nature using a 2x4 with a nail stuck through it!!!!!!!!!!!

by Kaworu July 3, 2004