normie: aztrosist more like assresist lol xd
internaut: What the fuck did you just
fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are
nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my
fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that
shit to me over the
Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your
IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire
arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little
shit.