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A self-important, but really insignificant, noisy,
persistent
asshole
whose job is to
bother
you.
That freakish assfinch at
starbucks
kept asking me questions about my f-ing latte
like
he'
s
trying to paint the sistene chapel.
assfinch
by
cneg
February 16, 2007