assfinch

A self-important, but really insignificant, noisy, persistent asshole whose job is to bother you.

That freakish assfinch at starbucks kept asking me questions about my f-ing latte like he's trying to paint the sistene chapel.

by cneg February 16, 2007

ass finch

Someone really annoying. Weasel-like, pushy, obnoxious.

Annoyed guy: "God, this guy who works in the cubicle next to mine just ratted me out to my boss when I showed up a little late."

Sympathetic friend: "What an ass finch!"

by rheabatz October 15, 2011

asswinch

The act of having to use a winch to get your dick out of somebody's ass. Typical in daily gay interactions.

"Damn, yesterday I had to call in the asswinch to get my dick out of Tom's ass."

by Kraven Morehead Tuday November 25, 2006