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asswanker 

variation of wanker, it just makes the victim of the insult that much more gay.
Jeezy Creezy, jacob is such a friggin asswanker.
asswanker by Tion the One April 28, 2003

assbanger 

Literally 'one who bangs ass', but can generally refer to anyone stupid and/or annoying.
Shut the fuck up, Timmy. Quit being such a goddamn assbanger.
assbanger by Flapdoodle May 18, 2003
One who partakes in the wanging of the ass of another.
Ryan Seacrest is an asswanger
asswanger by Anthony Molina September 27, 2008

asswagger syndrome 

a sickness that you believe you know it all but in actuality you don't.
my friend has been diagnosed with asswagger syndrome
asswagger syndrome by daim yalter November 25, 2018
An uninvited and unwanted participant in a social situation, especially a loud, insulting, or disruptive individual.
Joe wouldn't shut up last night. We didn't even want that asshanger around, anyway!
asshanger by DJ16 January 30, 2009

Grandma assbanger

You meet a new friend and get really close to him and his family so that you can meet his grandma and then fuck her.
Grandma assbanger is also closely related to grandpa assbanger if you didnt know