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A man whom uses his member in the act of any heterosexual or homosexual anal insertion.

George D. Bush is an asswanger©

asswanger© by Antonius Molinum. Iames luvdi August 2, 2006

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asswanker

variation of wanker, it just makes the victim of the insult that much more gay.

Jeezy Creezy, jacob is such a friggin asswanker.

asswanker by Tion the One April 28, 2003

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assbanger

Literally 'one who bangs ass', but can generally refer to anyone stupid and/or annoying.

Shut the fuck up, Timmy. Quit being such a goddamn assbanger.

assbanger by Flapdoodle May 18, 2003

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asswanger

One who partakes in the wanging of the ass of another.

Ryan Seacrest is an asswanger

asswanger by Anthony Molina September 27, 2008

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asswagger syndrome

a sickness that you believe you know it all but in actuality you don't.

my friend has been diagnosed with asswagger syndrome

asswagger syndrome by daim yalter November 25, 2018

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asshanger

An uninvited and unwanted participant in a social situation, especially a loud, insulting, or disruptive individual.

Joe wouldn't shut up last night. We didn't even want that asshanger around, anyway!

asshanger by DJ16 January 30, 2009

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Grandma assbanger

You meet a new friend and get really close to him and his family so that you can meet his grandma and then fuck her.

Grandma assbanger is also closely related to grandpa assbanger if you didnt know

Grandma assbanger by Grandpa assbanger August 25, 2013

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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