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asswanger© 

A man whom uses his member in the act of any heterosexual or homosexual anal insertion.
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asswanker 

variation of wanker, it just makes the victim of the insult that much more gay.
Jeezy Creezy, jacob is such a friggin asswanker.
asswanker by Tion the One April 28, 2003

assbanger 

Literally 'one who bangs ass', but can generally refer to anyone stupid and/or annoying.
Shut the fuck up, Timmy. Quit being such a goddamn assbanger.
assbanger by Flapdoodle May 18, 2003
One who partakes in the wanging of the ass of another.
Ryan Seacrest is an asswanger
asswanger by Anthony Molina September 27, 2008

asswagger syndrome 

a sickness that you believe you know it all but in actuality you don't.
my friend has been diagnosed with asswagger syndrome
asswagger syndrome by daim yalter November 25, 2018
An uninvited and unwanted participant in a social situation, especially a loud, insulting, or disruptive individual.
Joe wouldn't shut up last night. We didn't even want that asshanger around, anyway!
asshanger by DJ16 January 30, 2009

Grandma assbanger

You meet a new friend and get really close to him and his family so that you can meet his grandma and then fuck her.
Grandma assbanger is also closely related to grandpa assbanger if you didnt know
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I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026
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