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Definitions by Flapdoodle

squeezy cheezey 

the bag of liquid fake cheese that middle school lunch lady slaves squeeze into a huge pot
squeezey cheezey in a sentence:

“let’s use the beloved squeezy cheezey to poison the innocent students with diarrhea
squeezy cheezey by flapdoodle September 17, 2018

dinkulous 

A random word a dumbass 13 year old says after an action
*yeets backpack out of window to avoid homework*

“Dinkulous!!!!!!”
dinkulous by flapdoodle September 16, 2018
pronounced: sa - lod

Just a dumb word for salad.
Stupid bitch Amy: hey Jen wat r u having for dinner?

Big fat Jen: salad

Stupid bitch Amy: NOOOOO NOT SALOHD
salohd by flapdoodle September 16, 2018

tiggered 

what dumbass 8th graders from a ghetto middle school say instead of triggered
Bruh ur fat

TIGGERED
tiggered by flapdoodle September 16, 2018
A nickname for your 15 year old sister who is obsessed with space and books
Bubs by flapdoodle September 16, 2018
The prime source of tea spilling; the person you go to for all that boiling hot tea
“Hey do you know why mark and erica broke up?”

“Ask the tea sis”
Tea Sis by flapdoodle September 16, 2018

yeet myself out the window 

what someone says in an incredibly awkward or embarrassing situation
*mom makes a dirty joke*

“I will literally yeet myself out the window