Flapdoodle's definitions

Tea Sis

The prime source of tea spilling; the person you go to for all that boiling hot tea

“Hey do you know why mark and erica broke up?”

“Ask the tea sis”

by flapdoodle September 16, 2018

Balljammer

A guy who gets around - a dude who's always busy fucking is a Balljammer.

When Theotis emerged from Valerie's dorm room, the fellas greeted him with a 'what's up Balljammer!!!'.

by Flapdoodle May 18, 2003

tiggered

what dumbass 8th graders from a ghetto middle school say instead of triggered

Bruh ur fat

TIGGERED

by flapdoodle September 16, 2018

squeezy cheezey

the bag of liquid fake cheese that middle school lunch lady slaves squeeze into a huge pot

squeezey cheezey in a sentence:

“let’s use the beloved squeezy cheezey to poison the innocent students with diarrhea”

by flapdoodle September 17, 2018

Bubs

A nickname for your 15 year old sister who is obsessed with space and books

whatcha doin Bubs?

by flapdoodle September 16, 2018

dinkulous

A random word a dumbass 13 year old says after an action

*yeets backpack out of window to avoid homework*

“Dinkulous!!!!!!”

by flapdoodle September 16, 2018

assbanger

Literally 'one who bangs ass', but can generally refer to anyone stupid and/or annoying.

Shut the fuck up, Timmy. Quit being such a goddamn assbanger.

by Flapdoodle May 18, 2003