asswanger

One who partakes in the wanging of the ass of another.

Ryan Seacrest is an asswanger

asswanger by Anthony Molina September 27, 2008

Assange 

(v.): When a group of powerful people use organizations and/or states under their control to actively persecute, marginalize or imprison a dissident, whistleblower or journalist by using psychological torture, false accusations and manipulating vagaries in the laws of the involved nations and international treaties (Lawfare) to silence the individual.

The desired effect is to dissuade others from following in their footsteps and take attention away from embarrassing information, corruption or high level crimes exposed or publicly opposed by the person targeted.

If you expose war crimes committed by the U.S. you risk being assanged.

Assange by Eschatus February 29, 2020

Asswang 

gay filipino vampire

daryel is such an asswang.

Asswang by napalm shitter May 6, 2015

AssWrangler 

A person who loves all types of ass no matter what it is. They will have sex with anything that is in the shape of an ass or annything that has an ass

Person: Wow your such an AssWrangler

AssWrangler by Anti AssWrangler April 24, 2010

Asswater 

Bad or weak coffee.

"Oh god", said after first sip,"this shit tastes like asswater!"

Asswater by tutash June 6, 2003

asswalker 

One who walks using the cheeks of their buttocks. Asswalking first performed on the short-lived cartoon network series "Cow and Chicken" by a character known only as "the red guy". May also mean a person who is not disabled but has a ridiculous walk which makes them look like an asshole.

"The red guy is such an asswalker."
"Look at that asswalker, he is such an asshole"

asswalker by El Matt February 28, 2008

assbaggery 

the act of being an assbag, being full of shit

That Toad guy used to be up to douche nozzlery, but lately he's upgraded to some first class assbaggery

assbaggery by ferlishious December 3, 2007