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assstalker
Someone who is prone to fucking asses, especially - someone who fucks asses he is not supposed to fuck.
assstalker by Dr. Fragemann August 28, 2005
Ass talk
It happens when you ask someone as question and they have no idea what the answer is, so they start talking out of their ass, also known as AT. Usually it happens when someone is trying to sell you something in China. It can also come in the form of unwanted advice. Ass Talk is usually annoying, but once you recognize that you are hearing it, it is very funny.
me: "Mr. Wang, is this bag you are selling me real or fake?"
Mr. Wang: "Bag real, that why you are buying it in my super lame store for a discounted price, and not in the real store. I know manufacturer. My quality best."
Me: "well the price is kind of high, I bought the same one in a shop next door."
Mr. Wang: "Not same quality. You buy no good, me sell you best product low price.
My wife: "this guy is just spitting ass talk. Lets get out of here!"
Mr. Wang: "Bag real, that why you are buying it in my super lame store for a discounted price, and not in the real store. I know manufacturer. My quality best."
Me: "well the price is kind of high, I bought the same one in a shop next door."
Mr. Wang: "Not same quality. You buy no good, me sell you best product low price.
My wife: "this guy is just spitting ass talk. Lets get out of here!"
Ass talk by Captian Niu B September 21, 2011
Asstakash
In the 1984 classic Revenge of the Nerds, Toshiro Takashi wakes up to find that fellow nerd and frat brother Louis Skolnick has spent the entire night looking at the loving coed Betty Childs via the spy cameras the nerds installed in the sorority house. When he questioned him, Louis replied something like: "How can you get tired of looking at that ass, Takash?". "Asstakash" is a combination of "ass" and "Takashi".
Example:
"Have you seen Ashley in those hot pants? Man, what a nice asstakash!"
Example:
"Have you seen Ashley in those hot pants? Man, what a nice asstakash!"
Asstakash by SoberSodie September 11, 2009
Android Asstaking
"My friend was Android Asstaking me all morning doode!"
"What'd he do?"
"He used a translator app to abuse me in fifty different languages and twenty different dialects. The app even has three different voices."
"Droid maan!"
"What'd he do?"
"He used a translator app to abuse me in fifty different languages and twenty different dialects. The app even has three different voices."
"Droid maan!"
Android Asstaking by gickeleshut August 28, 2012
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Pink Cloud
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The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006
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Striver
The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026