asstalk
Talking out of your ass.
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asstalk • asstalkin' • Foreign Asstalker • ass talker • assstalker • Asstackle • Asstakash • Asstalgia • asstank • asswalker
assstalker
Someone who is prone to fucking asses, especially - someone who fucks asses he is not supposed to fuck.
assstalker by Dr. Fragemann August 28, 2005
Ass talk
It happens when you ask someone as question and they have no idea what the answer is, so they start talking out of their ass, also known as AT. Usually it happens when someone is trying to sell you something in China. It can also come in the form of unwanted advice. Ass Talk is usually annoying, but once you recognize that you are hearing it, it is very funny.
me: "Mr. Wang, is this bag you are selling me real or fake?"
Mr. Wang: "Bag real, that why you are buying it in my super lame store for a discounted price, and not in the real store. I know manufacturer. My quality best."
Me: "well the price is kind of high, I bought the same one in a shop next door."
Mr. Wang: "Not same quality. You buy no good, me sell you best product low price.
My wife: "this guy is just spitting ass talk. Lets get out of here!"
Mr. Wang: "Bag real, that why you are buying it in my super lame store for a discounted price, and not in the real store. I know manufacturer. My quality best."
Me: "well the price is kind of high, I bought the same one in a shop next door."
Mr. Wang: "Not same quality. You buy no good, me sell you best product low price.
My wife: "this guy is just spitting ass talk. Lets get out of here!"
Ass talk by Captian Niu B September 21, 2011
Asstakash
In the 1984 classic Revenge of the Nerds, Toshiro Takashi wakes up to find that fellow nerd and frat brother Louis Skolnick has spent the entire night looking at the loving coed Betty Childs via the spy cameras the nerds installed in the sorority house. When he questioned him, Louis replied something like: "How can you get tired of looking at that ass, Takash?". "Asstakash" is a combination of "ass" and "Takashi".
Example:
"Have you seen Ashley in those hot pants? Man, what a nice asstakash!"
Example:
"Have you seen Ashley in those hot pants? Man, what a nice asstakash!"
Asstakash by SoberSodie September 11, 2009
Android Asstaking
"My friend was Android Asstaking me all morning doode!"
"What'd he do?"
"He used a translator app to abuse me in fifty different languages and twenty different dialects. The app even has three different voices."
"Droid maan!"
"What'd he do?"
"He used a translator app to abuse me in fifty different languages and twenty different dialects. The app even has three different voices."
"Droid maan!"
Android Asstaking by gickeleshut August 28, 2012
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