Asstackle
Girls are weird dude. Six months with one girl? Nothing. A night with another, and I asstackle her like a fucking star.
Asstackle by loldongs34 September 1, 2010
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Assjacked
Getting assjacked is all about being screwed over or taken advantage of. You either get jacked, or you've jacked someone else!
Promised a promotion at work, instead I got assjacked and they gave it to someone else!
Every time I fuel up, I'm being assjacked at the pump!
Every time I fuel up, I'm being assjacked at the pump!
Assjacked by donkeyrules October 3, 2014
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Assticles
Otherwise known as the taint or the chode, assticles typically occur in men of advanced age. After gravity has taken its toll on the scrotum, the advanced stretching begins to affect the anus. Eventually they become one.
Harold was in the bathroom the other day battling with some troubling constipation. To his surprise his scrotum lapped delicately at the water. He called to his wife. "Gertrude!"
"What is it Harold" she replied.
"Get in here and tell me why my balls are in the water" he gasped.
"OMG Harold!" she exclaimed. "You have assticles you filthy old fucker!"
"What is it Harold" she replied.
"Get in here and tell me why my balls are in the water" he gasped.
"OMG Harold!" she exclaimed. "You have assticles you filthy old fucker!"
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attackle by young persian girl July 28, 2011
assacle
It's a really comfy bicycle, it has the most comfiest seat that your ass can just totally relax on. It's OUT OF THIS WORLD comfy!
'Bruh! Nice assacle!'
'Thanks man, I got it a couple of days ago. Totally cured my bicycle but! Bruh, you should get one! Totally worth the money and I swear the seats are made in heaven!
'Bruh, I'm buying one.'
'Thanks man, I got it a couple of days ago. Totally cured my bicycle but! Bruh, you should get one! Totally worth the money and I swear the seats are made in heaven!
'Bruh, I'm buying one.'
assacle by Rainbow:unicorn:sparkle:times February 11, 2017
asspickle
as a noun: one who dwells in an anus, hence, is pickled in ass.
as a verb: (to asspickle/ asspickling): sticking things up one's ass.
Just another name I like to call one of my best friends.
as a verb: (to asspickle/ asspickling): sticking things up one's ass.
Just another name I like to call one of my best friends.
Jaycee is a douchetastic asspickle.
asspickle by artpsychopedia December 9, 2008
Asstachment
The act of sending an email without it's intended attachment, forcing you to resend another email with the attachment AND a bumbling apology for being so absented minded.
Bill sent the email out with attaching the drawing, forcing him to send an asstachment immediately after.
Asstachment by Kim Browne July 28, 2008