Asstalgia

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It is when you have a longing for a future event or prospects. As opposed to nostalgia, which refers to the past and your 'nose', this refers to a certain or possible future and your 'ass'.

Is that how my girl is gonna look like ten years from now? OMFG, she will be gross!!" "Don't have an asstalgia so soon. She is already so gross.

Asstalgia by RisavKarna69 August 3, 2010

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Assalias

n. The name given to a chick's ass.

Guy "Damn girl, that thing is huge! What's its assalias?"
Girl "I call her Sheeba."

Assalias by migga please May 5, 2009

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austalian kiss

just like a french kiss, only down under...

the australians are known for their kisses, also known as head.

austalian kiss by Lissy Lou September 28, 2004

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Asstralia

The next communist country.

Person 1: Where are you from?
Person 2: I'm from Asstralia, the next communist country.

Asstralia by AllTheUsernamesAreInUse December 14, 2021

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Asstardia

1. A planet not known to common earthlings where Asstards reside

2. A mental state of total ignorance and bliss

3. A group message where people talk about their messed up lives

Let's go to Asstardia
I have achieved Asstardia
I ranted about my mouth on Asstardia

Asstardia by Penguin from Asstardia April 22, 2017

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astralgia

astralgia, n. (Gr. astro-, star + Gr. algos Ð pain, grief, distress; cf. nostalgia) - a longing for stars and interstellar travels to the remote corners of the universe; homesickness for cosmos.

The film "Gattaca" is about astralgia. The protagonist, Vincent, though deemed genetically flawed and subsequently fated to Á low-level occupation, pursues to the end his dream of space travel.

astralgia by Mikhail Epstein November 16, 2003

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asstralian

An aussie male who dedicates his life to buttfucking wallaby bill and innocent squirrels on his sadass asstralian squirrel farm. Maybe one day he may decide upon fucking a kangaroo or a koala.

You fucking retard! Why the fucking fuck are you fucking that innocent squirrel and giving that wallaby bill a pearl necklace. You sick fucking ASSTRALIAN!!

asstralian by Mizzle October 11, 2004

Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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