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Ass Walk 

The walk that Red Guy does in Cow and Chicken. Walking on each buttock as if each buttock was a foot.
Man at Supermarket: Sir, you forgot your pantyhose.

Red Guy: Oh, thanks! (Continues Ass Walk to car)
Related Words

asswalker 

One who walks using the cheeks of their buttocks. Asswalking first performed on the short-lived cartoon network series "Cow and Chicken" by a character known only as "the red guy". May also mean a person who is not disabled but has a ridiculous walk which makes them look like an asshole.
"The red guy is such an asswalker."
"Look at that asswalker, he is such an asshole"
asswalker by El Matt February 28, 2008

STOMP A MUDHOLE IN SOMEONE'S ASS & WALK IT DRY 

to kick the Bejesus out of somebody; to physically decimate or shred an individual.
When the tizzun referred to me as his "beeyotch," I stomped a mudhole in his ass and walked it dry.

fat ass walk

Son: dad can you pick me up from school
Dad: ha better walk
Son: hell nah that's a fat ass walk
fat ass walk by Chris T Brown March 18, 2016

asswalls 

plural noun, the anal interiors

That is, the walls of the anus.
The heat of her asswalls would madden a saint.
asswalls by Tiago Zuhr October 10, 2008

asswanker 

variation of wanker, it just makes the victim of the insult that much more gay.
Jeezy Creezy, jacob is such a friggin asswanker.
asswanker by Tion the One April 28, 2003