asstank

a gay man who enjoys taking it in the ass

My boy Steve is a real asstank.

by Phil MaCrackin October 28, 2003

asstang

Very similar in meaning to poontang, infact it is only an inch away...

1. A females behind.

2. The act of anal sex with a female.

I'm sick of poon, I want some asstang.

When Jethro gets shore leave he is gunna get some asstang!

by Leroy rocks September 17, 2006

assmankey

See assmonkey
Derived from the Poke'mon Mankey, who indeed looks like a monkey who was jammed up someones ass.

That dude is a total assmankey

by Glocked April 17, 2005

Asstakash

Noun - a particularly healthy looking female deriere.

In the 1984 classic Revenge of the Nerds, Toshiro Takashi wakes up to find that fellow nerd and frat brother Louis Skolnick has spent the entire night looking at the loving coed Betty Childs via the spy cameras the nerds installed in the sorority house. When he questioned him, Louis replied something like: "How can you get tired of looking at that ass, Takash?". "Asstakash" is a combination of "ass" and "Takashi".

Example:
"Have you seen Ashley in those hot pants? Man, what a nice asstakash!"

by SoberSodie September 11, 2009

asswanker

variation of wanker, it just makes the victim of the insult that much more gay.

Jeezy Creezy, jacob is such a friggin asswanker.

by Tion the One April 28, 2003

asstangent

A random insult word. It's used especially by those who are deeply involved in their trig homework, though it really has no definite meaning.

*Phil is silently doing his trig homework*
*Jackie spills his snack all over the lunchroom floor*
*Phil jumps up*
Phil: YOU ASSTANGENT!
Jackie: What the hell is an asstangent?
Phil: I have no idea.

(true story =P)

by no_one_2000 January 3, 2005

asswank

the act of pushing your penis up and down between someone's ass cheeks.

man, that girls ass was so big, i had to asswank it. i barely could move!

by woohooo-yeah! August 18, 2009