asstank
asstank by Phil MaCrackin October 28, 2003
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asstang
Very similar in meaning to poontang, infact it is only an inch away...
1. A females behind.
2. The act of anal sex with a female.
1. A females behind.
2. The act of anal sex with a female.
asstang by Leroy rocks September 17, 2006
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asstank • ass-tanking • asstalk • asswanker • Assanka • assbank • assmankey • Asstackle • Asstakash • asstalkin'
Asstakash
In the 1984 classic Revenge of the Nerds, Toshiro Takashi wakes up to find that fellow nerd and frat brother Louis Skolnick has spent the entire night looking at the loving coed Betty Childs via the spy cameras the nerds installed in the sorority house. When he questioned him, Louis replied something like: "How can you get tired of looking at that ass, Takash?". "Asstakash" is a combination of "ass" and "Takashi".
Example:
"Have you seen Ashley in those hot pants? Man, what a nice asstakash!"
Example:
"Have you seen Ashley in those hot pants? Man, what a nice asstakash!"
Asstakash by SoberSodie September 11, 2009
asswanker
asswanker by Tion the One April 28, 2003
asstangent
A random insult word. It's used especially by those who are deeply involved in their trig homework, though it really has no definite meaning.
*Phil is silently doing his trig homework*
*Jackie spills his snack all over the lunchroom floor*
*Phil jumps up*
Phil: YOU ASSTANGENT!
Jackie: What the hell is an asstangent?
Phil: I have no idea.
(true story =P)
*Jackie spills his snack all over the lunchroom floor*
*Phil jumps up*
Phil: YOU ASSTANGENT!
Jackie: What the hell is an asstangent?
Phil: I have no idea.
(true story =P)
asstangent by no_one_2000 January 3, 2005
asswank
asswank by woohooo-yeah! August 18, 2009
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